2 (49) TIME FOR ANOTHER INDEX.

FOR THE REGULARS 
Water colours.

The threat - made in my last post - that I may paint again, brought a deluge of response. 

(Thank you, Ian.) 

I pointed out that I have not put brush to paper for all of ten years.The above picture of Honfleur, which I painted twenty odd years ago, may explain why.

My Leader likes it. 

She has always been my nicest critic. 

BLOG INDEX 5.

Because it's time. 

If you are one of that much appreciated clan of

buddies who follow these ramblings every month, you may read this before being greeted with another blog index. 

If you just looked in on the off-chance, or left it a

bit late, you may have been slightly surprised to

come across the list of names at Post 2(50).

No worries: after you've looked your name up

you'll probably get here anyway. Why another 

index? I figured it was time for it. 

TELEVISION. 

Perhaps you watched...

The Secret Agent.

Toby Jones (above) was the agent in a series 

based on Joseph Conrad's 1907 novel.

Clearly the undercover crowd were as 

incompetent then as they are now. Sad. Very sad.

Brief Encounters. 

Penelope Wilton headed the believable cast in a

series that was more undergarment than

undercover and none the worse for that. 

We enjoyed it.

The Edinburgh Tattoo. Will have brought joy again to the heart of any old squaddie who watched it.
I did and I know brother Harold will have. 

We'll talk about it, as we do every year, with a smile in our voices.

Which brings me to: 

The BBC Proms 2016. 

Many of my favourites this year: Rachmaninov's

3rd Piano Concerto was a resounding success for

Uzbekistan pianist Behzod Abduraimov and the

Munich Philharmonic under the toothpick baton

of Valery Gergiev who conducts as though he has

just washed his hands and cannot find a towel.

Grieg’s Piano Concerto, played by Venezuelan

pianist Gabriela Montero with the São Paulo

Symphony Orchestra conducted by Marin Alsop

(love her), lifted the spirits as did the West-Eastern

Divan Orchestra (doesn't it always?) conducted by

maestro Daniel Barenboim, with his old friend

Martha Argerich playing Liszt's Piano Concerto

No.1 followed by Schubert's Rondo in A major (in piano duet with the conductor). 

All of these plus a wonderfully cheeky interpretation of Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto

given by charismatic Finnish virtuoso Pekka Kuusisto, a name I had not encountered before but will be sure not to miss next time around. The BBC Scottish Symphony under Thomas Dausgaard was clearly enchanted by him and the entire Proms audience sang along to his unique Finnish encore. Absolute magic. 

READING. 

Terry Pratchett. In Carpe Jugulum we have a modernistic family of empire-building vampires vs the witches of Lancre led by Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. If you've read any Discworld I know which side your money will be on.

Currently I am reading Sir Tel's The Fifth Elephant and am about half way through it. Sir Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil are venturing into Werewolf territory. Guess whose side my money's on.

 More sometime after the Index 5. 

2 (48) BACK AGAIN.

NOT QUITE THE SAME DAY. 

But close. 

I nearly gave up on this post for no other reason than ennui. Trouble with that is, it spreads. It becomes Churchill's black dog. It concludes with yet another dither over whether to modify the aged format of the current blog, close it and somehow conjure up a replacement, or pack it in entirely and have another go at painting. 

As usual my Leader gently leads me back to sanity. "You can't give up writing, you'd be lost without it," she says. "But you ought to go back to painting, too." I haven't put brush to paper for all of a decade. So perhaps, with no expectation of producing a masterpiece, I will. 

Sadly, when it comes to watercolour I am no William Blake, J.M.W. Turner, James Whistler or, by today's standards, Pauline Barnden, our daughter-in-law, who paints fascinating seascapes (example below). 

I have no imagination for anything like that. 
But maybe I'll have another go sometime, if only to see whether arthritis has had any effect on my brushwork. Won't be holding my breath.

READING. 

J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by Jack Thorne (pictured).

Even if the touts were not asking ridiculous prices for tickets (blame the Americans again) I don't think we could afford the all round cost of a trip to see this much vaunted two-part play at the Palace Theatre. So we ordered the recently published Special Rehearsal Edition Script which I have now read. 

Yeah. One or two uncertainties, but I like it. If I ever win the lottery I'll take Mo and the entire family to see it. Well, you never know your luck.

Terry Pratchett: The Last Continent. Think Discworld may have no place for any sort of  Australia? No worries. Find this one on the bookshelves and laugh your billabong off. 

HOME. 

Visitors. We seldom see folk from the mainland here nowadays so it has been our pleasure, in successive weeks, to welcome friends Kath and Bill Harrison (from Pitlochry in Scotland) and in-laws Marg and Mike Urry (from Alverstoke in Hampshire). 

Just a day together with each couple, but a most enjoyable day on both occasions. 

I have known the Grimsby, Lincolnshire, ex-policeman and cricketer, Bill, for 64 years. 

He and his wife, Kath, are high on my list of favourite people. 

Marg is Mo's oldest remaining sister. I have always liked her and her husband, Mike, even if he is a Thatcherite Tory. 

Can't wait to see them all again. Not many people share that distinction. 

What? 

Oh, you do if you've just read this.

All the best.

2 (47) JUST A FEW LINES...

TO END THE MONTH.     

RADIO. 

I still listen in. Do you? Think I may long ago have heard the best of it, but show me an oldie who is not of that opinion. 

I tired of Chris Evans' Breakfast Show a year or so back and thereafter abandoned Radio 2. 

Nowadays it's mostly BBC Radio 4 with the ubiquitous Woman's Hour and The Archers, the seasonal I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and Just A Minute and the inexhaustible Desert Island Discs: Warwick Davis (above) had a good Desert Island selection a few weeks ago. A nice guy. 

Today it was Jilly Cooper: unsurprisingly, hers was a classy choice. 

Her racy books and her non-racy personality are equally intriguing. A nice lady. 

My Leader and I seldom listen to any radio but 4 now. Shan't speak for her (I'm not daft), but in my case you can put it down to age. 

TELEVISION. 

The Musketeers (BBC1) will finish tomorrow night. Apparently there will not be another series. 

If King Louis, as depicted in this and in the BBC2 Wednesday evening series Versailles, bears any likeness to the actual person, France just had to have a revolution. 

Repeats (everywhere). I am still avoiding all except Endeavour and the occasional Vera: there are mesmerizing leading actors in both of them. 

Golf ((BBC2) Women's British Open. The cat Shadow slept soundly through it so it had to be good. 

HOME. 

A wedding celebration. On the evening of Saturday 30th July, at the invitation of our friends Drs.Arun and Bettina Baksi, we went to Island restaurant Valentino's with fifty or so other guests to meet recently wed John Baksi, his wife Ana and Ana's parents. John (Arun's son) and Ana married in Spain. This get-together introduced Ana and her parents to the world of John's upbringing. The Island medical community. 

The majority of the those present, including the bride, the groom and the bride's father, were active or retired members of the medical profession. 

Dinner, as usual in this popular restaurant, was excellent. It was a splendid evening and a good time was had by all. 

Maureen even managed to sneak a vague snapshot of the happy couple cutting the cake (something that - along with a best man - is apparently not part of the ceremony in Spain).

We wish this worthwhile pair a long, happy and successful future.   

2 (46) BACK TO THE STATUS QUO.

 ABROAD.

Another insane atrocity. 

In Nice a madman deliberately drives a lorry at hundreds of innocents celebrating Bastille Day. 

Where and what next? 

We can only express sympathy with those who suffered it, decry Isis (the twisted religious outcasts who claimed 'credit' for it - well they would, wouldn't they) and wonder how and when it will all end. Sadly, there's nothing more we can do. Murderous lunatics abound and France has had more than its fair share of them in recent times. We can but stay alert.

Most antisocial acts of lunacy carried out by individuals and small groups are precisely that. They are not master plans devised by the head of any cult of religious sociopaths, whether they think they are 'true' Muslims or 'true' anything else, including Christians. 

And they are not the reason we need a nuclear deterrent: though plenty of warmongers in this country would like us to see every conceivable threat as requiring one. Christ almighty! We are sixteen years into the twenty first century! Can nobody conjure up an iota of sanity? 

HOME. 

A new government. 

Same meat - different gravy. 

Yet more broken promises? 

CLOSER TO HOME. 

One of Mauren's nephews, Phil (Philip Butler), a thoroughly nice bloke, was recently admitted to Queen Alexandra Hospital, Cosham, Portsmouth, for major surgery. In my young days the Q.A. was a military hospital; now it is probably the most badly sited regional hospital in the south of England, particularly for people who live, as Phil and his family do, in the Gosport area. 

On the bright side, we are happy in the knowledge that the operation was successful and that Phil, cheerful and full of optimism, was discharged yesterday.

A swift and full recovery to you, buddy. We still think of you and your brother, Steve, as "the boys." Shows our age, doesn't it.

EVEN CLOSER TO HOME. 

Daughter Roz, our youngest - who had a knee replacement some weeks back - has been in hospital again (St. Mary's, Newport I.W.), this time for keyhole surgery on the other knee. Her surgeon did a fine job in both cases and she, thank him and the gods, is progressing well. 

The NHS has its detractors but what would we do without it? 

TELEVISION. 

Repeats. 

You don't need foul weather to remind you that summer is here. Just look at the schedules. Even the newer films are being shown on television for the second, and even third, time. 

Some programmes are worth watching again, of course, but many were never worth watching in the first place. 

The cat Shadow constantly reminds me that everything I detested on the box ten years ago is still going strong. He sleeps through the lot without fear or favour. 

This year he even slept through Andy Murray's Wimbledon win.

"Why not?" he said afterwards."He's done it before." Which was a cat-like dig, but I suppose he was right. It was a sort of repeat. One worth the watching, though, eh? 

Think I'll finish on that happy note.

And a reminder, if only to myself, of the way this

Watching The Detectives lark started. It began:

WEDNESDAY, JULY 26, 2006 

1. The Oldies 

Where has that ten years gone?

2 (45) THAT BLOODY REFERENDUM.

GIVE IT A FEW YEARS. 

It's all happening.

Recumbent on the back of my chair the cat Shadow (that's him up there) opened one eye 
"You should have known," he said. 

He was right. I voted Remain and Mo voted Leave. I should have known. 

On Friday morning I woke her with a cup of tea and the news: "We're out of Europe," 
"God! We're not! Are we?" was her (far from jubilant) response. 
I think it was a reaction echoed by many throughout the country. 
So now what? 

David Cameron's gone for a start, so presumably our next prime minister wlll be either Michael Gove (most recognized for buggering about with Education), or Theresa May (an ominous Thatcher clone). Boris Johnson (the tousle-haired chancer who originally seemed to be front runner) has apparently opted not to take a chance this time. Can't you hear the woodwork rattling though. 

In the meantime, daft buggers have scrawled messages of hate on buildings and pushed muck and threatening messages through letter boxes. 

The thick gits have also been shouting racist crap at anybody who looks faintly foreign. 

Throughout it all, bull-necked BNP bother boys have been encouraged by the this-is-good-tele twats to broadcast their anti-immigration tripe ("Oi ent a racist, but...") on national television. 

One certainty is that nobody had anything to crow about over the way the referendum was fought or how it panned out. 
Britain is now roughly split down the middle and, in some cases, kith and kin, entrenched in their conflicting views, are no longer speaking to each other. Ain't that sad? 

My Leader and I are lucky. We have seen the same silly - and sober -side of most things for nigh on fifty five years. Politics is high on our silly list. 

On the day after that slightly shock result she asked me what I thought would happen now. 

My response was sadly negative. 

"Give it a few years, probably after my time, and it will all have gone pear-shaped. Then you won't find a soul in the country who voted Leave." 

She nodded: 

"I'm afraid you may be right," she said. 

The Isle of Wight had one of the biggest Leave percentages in the UK. 

Every cloud, though. Perhaps we'll get out of the Eurovision Song Contest now. 

You can but hope.

FOOTBALL 

What football? 
What hope?

Goodbye, old mate.

Back to regular Watching... next month. 

2 (44) IN LESS THAN A CENTURY XVI.

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.

Though this may go.

If you keep the occasonal eye on these scribblings

you will know that lately I have been droning on

about the many changes to our country since I was born. 

The opportunity to vote whether or not Britain remains in Europe has highlighted certain things that never seem to change: think connivance, class distinction, elitism, jingoism and, lest we forget, hatred. There will always be sociopaths, religious nutters and those nursing grudges who, when their innate evil or progressive insanity takes total control, behave in lethal fashion to others. The latest victim of what seems to be an insane hate crime is the mother of two small children, Jo Cox, who was murdered on the sixteenth of this month, six days before her 42nd birthday. It was a barbaric act. By all accounts, Mrs. Cox was a hard-working and highly respected young MP. Her alleged attacker, a male who is now in police custody, also stabbed an elderly man who tried to defend her. How long legal proceedings will take is anybody's guess, but if the attacker is found guilty he should put away forever. 

Since 1863 we have retained proven offenders at Broadmoor Hospital (above) or (from 1912 and the 1970s respectively), Rampton and Ashworth. This never should and, I hope, never will change.

The vote is on. 

By tomorrow we will know whether we are still in the EU. Our family seems to be divided, half In and half Out. That particularly applies to Maureen and I. 
If every pair in GB votes like us it will be stalemate. 

Good luck to you, however you voted.

Back later in the month, come what may. 

2 (43) IN LESS THAN A CENTURY XV.

HERE AND NOW. 

Before your very eyes. Anybody old enough to remember the comedian Arthur Askey (above) will remember that he usually followed the words: "Here and now..." with..."before your very eyes." It was one of his catch phrases. All comics had them in those days. 

It was all some comics did have.

Throughout WW2 a radio comedy show called ITMA (It's That Man Again), which was little more than a succession of catchphrases, was arguably the most popular programme on air. It was fronted by Tommy Handley - an entertainer said to be quick-witted in private life - who appeared as straight man to a succession of catchphrase deliverers.  

Charlady Mrs. Mopp: "Can I do you now, sir?" Colonel Chinstrap (a drinker): "I don't mind if I do." A German spy: "This is Funf speaking." Deepend Dan the Diver: "Don't forget the diver, sir, don't forget the diver..." and so on. 

Like Kenneth Horne (in the later, similar, Around The Horne), old Tommy was an affable conduit for the comedic talent of others. 

Christ knows why we laughed, but we did. 

Television was still around the corner, so we switched on the wireless and, over the years, looked to the likes of Much Binding In The Marsh, Ray's A Laugh, The Goon Show, Take It From Here, Hancock's Half Hour and many others too dire to mention, to keep us amused. 

Stand-Up comedians became known by their catchphrases, too. Sandy Powell (only picture I could find) always opened his act with Can You Hear Me, Mother? It was said to originate from his somewhat deaf mother's pushy showbiz intervention in his early career. Well...maybe...It certainly stood him in good stead for over fifty years.

Other comics came and went with lines like: (1)"I won't take me coat off, I'm not stopping."(2) "Play the music! Open the cage!"(3) "No, stop muckin' about."(4) "What do you think of it so far? Rubbish!"(5) "It's the way I tell 'em."(6) "Shut that door!"(7) "Not like that - like that!"(8) "Titter ye not."(9) "She knows, y'know" and (10) "And there's more..." 

All but the last of those are dead and gone and I can only say "How tickled I am" that Ken Dodd is still with us. Now there's a man who, without recourse to profanity, can keep a packed house in stitches for the entire time he's on - and that can be a very long time. With the possible exception of Peter Kay, few modern comedians can manage it. 

Most of the moderns resort to effin' and blindin' to get a laugh and, presumably, to prove they are grown up. It makes me sad, but perhaps that's just personal pomposity. It's another world now, ain't it. 

I still enjoy a laugh - be a sad world if I didn't - but at my age people like Doddy (below) and the late, great Jimmy James (see You Tube) will forever be what comedy is all about.

Can't remember whose were all those catchphrases? They were: 
1. Ken Platt. 2. Arthur English. 
3.Kenneth Williams. 
4. Morecombe and Wise. 
5. Frank Carson. 
6. Larry Grayson. 
7. Tommy Cooper. 
8. Frankie Howerd. 
9. Hylda Baker and 
10. Jimmy Cricket. 

Keep smiling.

2 (42) IN LESS THAN A CENTURY XIV.

JUST ABOUT FULL CIRCLE. 

From 2011 to date. 

So far as national events are concerned, little has affected us since 2010 (not even the 2012 Olympics) and I begin to understand why many elderly people become conservative 'with a small c.' 

My Leader, originally - like me - a 'small w' working class youngster, has over the years become - like me - rather more of a 'small m' middle class adult. It has not been a deliberate or snobbish transformation and, praise be, it has nothing to do with politics. Put it down to age and a changing world. Maureen has good friends in all walks of life now, has long been a member of Newport, Isle of Wight, W.I., is one of the pals in a lovely little quilting and sewing group and - though she seldom mentions it - is a trained counsellor. 

I lunch once a month with a group consisting mainly of retired police and HMRC officers. A good crowd. My individual friends are few and cherished. In my working life I didn't do all that badly for a bloke whose only learning qualifications were an army first class certificate in four subjects (one of them map reading), an ability to read Morse code at quite a high speed and an Oxford GCE in English. Might have done better had I been less outspoken. C'est la vie. 

IN GENERAL:

The world now is worlds away from the world of my youth. 

The education available to working class children in this country in the nineteen thirties was elementary i.e. academically basic and geared to an artisan future. Adult men would usually work for the same firm from apprenticeship to retirement. Women kept house and brought up families. Marriages in poor homes lasted for life, good or bad; divorce was a stigma and there was not the money to pay for one anyway. 

The upper crust talked posh, class distinction was manifest and it was not uncommon for a middle class home to carry a sign saying No Hawkers No Circulars and an arrow directing tradesmen away from the front door to the Tradesman's Entrance. 

We were a narrow, bigoted, insular, irreverently humorous race of people who, with few exceptions, “knew their place.” We were also an empire-building little nation that punched far above its weight. Our 'civilizing' presence burst, like boils of condescension, on countries all over the world. The people of those countries became citizens of the great British Empire (like it or - more often - not) and we...well ...we were Great Britain. Top of the heap. 

Nobody foresaw the future. Empires do not last. In an occupied country the native population understandably resents foreign rulers and cannot wait to drive them out. When they eventually do go, those who collaborated with them (and any children of that collaboration) can expect a bleak future unless they, too, go; or even, sometimes, when they do. But countries (America? China? Russia?) cannot resist building empires , if only by extending their borders. 

Lessons have never and will never be learned. And I really must stop watching Indian Summers on Channel 4. 

ON A HAPPIER NOTE. 

Jean and Ian Dillow. 

It must have been in 1989 that I last saw Ian and Jean. Ian and some of his Wessex RHA colleagues did me the honour of a farewell lunch before I retired my Link magazine typewriter and said goodbye forever to the political ping pong of the NHS. Thanks to this technology lark, Ian and I have kept in touch and a few months ago came to the sensible decision that we should meet up again before infirmity or the Grim Reaper elected otherwise. 

We chose Portsmouth as our location and the 7th of April as the best day. 

Ian wisely sent me the above picture so that Maureen and I would have faces we might recognize when we disembarked at Pompey. 

It worked a treat. We picked them out instantly on an otherwise empty Harbour Station, had lunch at The Gunwharf and spent a pleasant afternoon chatting and getting to know each other (Mo had met neither of them before). We then explored our surroundings, shopped and reminisced. 

All in all, we later reflected, it was a great day and well worth the boat trip. Ian came close to agreeing. It was, he later affirmed, almost worth the train fare from Romsey. 

(I always said he was born to be an editor) 

2 (41) IN LESS THAN A CENTURY XIII.

THE LURE OF THAT DESERT ISLAND.

What tunes to take...or not. Ever dream you may one day become so media important that you will be invited by the charming Kirsty Young (above) to choose your eight Desert Island Discs and join her with them on BBC radio 4? 

Yes? 

Well, it may be no more likely to happen to you than to me, but it doesn't hurt to dream. 

I dreamt my earliest Desert Island selection way back in the nineteen forties when Roy Plomley (who had the original idea) was presenting the programme. I think the discs I chose then - it's a long time ago after all - included Bing Crosby (Moonlight Becomes You), Jo Stafford (You Belong To Me), Richard Crooks (Ah Sweet Mystery of Life), Kathleen Ferrier (Blow The Wind Southerly), Beniamino Gigli (Che Gelida Mamina) and the pianist Dame Moura Lympany playing Litolff's Scherzo (from Concerto Symphonique No.4). 

I believe Paul Robeson and Richard Tauber were also in the running. Every one of them is of that era and, surprisingly, can still be found on the net. (What a marvellous invention utube is.)

(Do get off the bed, cat!)

Some seventy years on I am truly relieved that I have never been - and am never going to be - even slightly media important. It would be far too hard for me to choose eight definitive discs now, let alone talk about why I had chosen them. Oh, I still keep a list in my head, but only so that I may subjectively compare it to most of the selections made by today's persons of media importance. 

My choices now could well be: Ethel Merman (There's No Business Like Show Business). Richard Tauber (Bird Songs At Eventide). Michael Bolton (If I Could). Barry Douglas (Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No. 2). Nigel Kennedy (Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto). Michael Crawford (Put On Your Sunday Clothes). John Williams' Harry Potter Theme Song (music used in first three films) and David Whitfield (Maria). 

Some of those could be jettisoned according to my mood of the moment and any of the following could find their way in: 

Ray Alan with Lord Charles (above) (World's Greatest Ventriloquist).

Jake Bugg (Trouble Town), Jimmy Durante (Make Someone Happy), George Guitary (I'll Build A Stairway To Paradise), Dame Joan Hammond (One Fine Day), The Hollies (The Air That I Breathe), Red Ingle & Jo Stafford (Tim-Tay-Shun), Anne Lennox (Every Time We Say Goodbye), Dean Martin (Just In Time), Al Martino (Here In My Heart), Harry Nilsson (Somewhere Over the Rainbow), Callum Smart (Mendelssohn Violin Concerto), Lars Vogt (Schumann Piano Concerto), Barbra Streisand (Don't rain On My Parade), The Who (Who Are You?) and Yes (Heart Of The Sunrise).

Try utube if you would like to hear any of them: none may appeal of course, but it would be a dull world if we all liked the same music, wouldn't it? 

That's it for now. Humour me if this post is little more than a music list. I just needed to get away for once from a tele scene packed with Brexit, bloody Boris, cooks, bomb-happy headcases, desperate safety seekers, cooks, puerile politicians, crap competitions, cooks, junk (antiques) dealers, dumbed down quiz shows, cooks, property crooks and thrillers where villains with imitation British accents head terrorist cells all over the good old paranoid USA. 

Happy viewing.

And a final thought for the month:

2 (40) IN LESS THAN A CENTURY XII.

NOT THE BEST OF STARTS. 

The noughties. 

From Ventnor we moved on in 2001 to Newport, I.W. (above), where we bought the three-storey terraced town house that became our beloved home until last year. 

The decade was to be dominated by events emanating from the portentous 9/11 attacks on US targets by suicidal terrorists flying hijacked passenger planes. 

In 2003 our government, persuaded by Tony Blair's contention that there were available (apparently at the forty five minute drop of a hat) weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, joined forces with the US to forcibly enter that country. The action was not sanctioned by the UN and proved to be a massive cock-up that cost thousands of lives.

No WMD was found and shortly afterwards British scientist and leading weapons inspector Dr. David Kelly (above) - taken to task (and subjected to aggressive questioning by parliament's foreign affairs select committee) for rightly exposing the forty five minutes malarkey as a load of bullshit - was found dead in woods near his home. The Hutton Inquiry, hurriedly set up by a whitewash-seeking government, concluded that he committed suicide. I still think that highly unlikely. 

Nonetheless, in May of 2005 Blair's New Labour was elected for a third term with a much reduced majority.

A couple of months later London transport was hit by suicide bomb lunatics who presumably thought they could paralyse the city with fear. The IRA didn't manage it in the1930s with bombs in letter boxes and the Luftwaffe didn't manage it in the 1940s with over eight weeks of nightly blitzkrieg, so the noughties nutters might have known; Londoners don't cave in to intimidation: nor, for that matter, does the rest of Britain. 

It's a shame we've given so many in the Middle East that much cause to hate us, though. 

By 2007 there was at least hope of an end to conflict in Iraq and Ireland. In the middle of that year Gordon Brown replaced Tony Blair as prime minister. New Labour was in rapid decline. 

In 2008 the tatty-haired Tory, Boris Johnson, became Mayor of London. 

Banks fell apart through greed and over-confidence and in 2009 there was uproar when it was found that far too many MPs had been robbing the country blind with their (apparently legal) expenses claims. 

By the end of the decade the Conservatives were back - in coalition power with the Liberal Democrats - and David Cameron was PM. 

My mother died nine days before 31 December, 2010, when she would have been 103. It seems such a long time ago now. 

And that, for this family, was the end of the noughties. Not the best of starts, but being around to experience it was better than the alternative. 

Mind how you go.