Sunday, December 31, 2023

Post 494. ON THIS DAY IN 2022.

I HAD HOPES FOR 2023.


SOME HOPES, EH?
The economy is in a heap. Most of the public services are - understandably - going on strike. It's not a brighter Britain Those are the exact words I wrote on the last day of December 2022. Naively I thought it might improve. Huh!.
But we really are the lucky ones. The above picture of just about everywhere in Gaza at the moment shows what a complete nightmare some other countries have become. Don't tell me the innocent humans there - or in a previously peaceful country like Ukraine – are somehow responsible for the desecration heaped upon them, The perpetrators – of whatever race or creed - are insane warmongers: there is neither excuse nor need for their excessive brutality. I fear they are determined on yet another world war.
And from the point of view of one who lived through the 1939/45 upheaval, I would advise newscasters that the sentence: “Hamas, referred to as a terrorist organization by the UK government” is information when it is first announced, a reminder the second time around, and propaganda thereafter. In WW2 the authorities took our garden railings away for no effin reason other than propaganda: they couldn't be recycled for anything useful to the war effort. So I regard propaganda as a waste of space: much like advertising.
All of which is enough for this year. 
Watched the box of course and decided the best film was A Boy Called Christmas:
but more of that in the New Year
Which I do hope will be a good one for you.



Friday, December 01, 2023

Post 493. Index 9 Posts 401 - 492

 Aboud, Simon: 443 Ahmad, Evin: 485 Akhtar, Adeel: 416 Alexander, Sasha: 422, 489 Alibhai Brown, Yasmin: 417, 431, 453,469, 487 Allam, Roger: 442, 464 Allen, Mark: 471 Alsop, Marin: 442, 486 Andrews, Mo: 429 Angel, the cat: 410, 412, 439, 465, 467 Anne-Marie: 477 Armstrong, Alexander: 417 Armstrong, Alun: 472 Barenboim, Daniel: 412, 448 Barnden, Jac: 407, 415, 421, 424, 435, 436, 446, 458, 471, 477,478 Barnden, Mo: 401, 403, 410, 411, 415, 424 429, 437,445, 446,450,459, 473,476,478,480,483,484,487 Barnden, Neil: 401, 423, 424, 425, 432, 446, 477 Barnden, Pauline: 423, 446 Barnden, Roz: 402. 404, 413, 419, 421, 425, 427, 465 Barnden, William: 420 Barry, John: 476 Beard, Mary: 458, 486 Beauclerk, Charles: 487 Beck, Martin: 432 Bellamy, Matt: 433 Benedetti, Nicola: 485 Betty, the cat: 436 Bhaskar, Sanjeev: 464 Biden, Joe: 406, 423, 424 Bihimmaier, Anja: 483 Blomfield, Tom: 486 Bomsori: 483 Boyd-Kerr, Stuart: 453 Boyd-Kerr: Maxine: 412, 425 Bradbury, Julia: 410 Bradford, Barbara Taylor: 437 Bradshaw, James: 464 Brandon, John G. 424 Brecel, Luca: 471, 472 Bretton, Sally: 468 Brown, James Weber: 440 Browns, Harvey: 429 Brunning, John: 462 Buddy, the dog with John and Sue: 402, 425 Burke, Tom: 456 Butler, Jean: 416 Caine, Michael: 485 Caligula: 486 Camilla, Cameron, David: 490 Duchess of Cornwall: 423, 424 Capaldi, Lewis: 433 Carr, Ale: 482 Challis, D. 460 Charlatans, The: 433 Clarke, Allan: 478 Claudius: 486 Coates, Eric: 445 Cockburn, Patrick: 468 Cocker, Jarvis: 477, 478 Collette, Toni: 489 Collon, Nicholas: 442 Colman. Olivia: 472 Columbus, Chris: 414 Cockerell, Michael: 486 Coward, Noel: 445 Cox, Brian: 485 Cox, Michael: 486 Cromwell, Oliver: 430 Cuarón, Alfonso: 451 Cumberbatch, Benedict: 419, 492 Currie, Finlay: 472 Curtis, Simon: 472 Daisy (nurse): 463 Dana: 492 Davidsen, Lise: 486 Davies, Russell T. 492 Dayer, Ellis: 403, 413, 425, 428, 432, 433, 446, 453, 459, 477,487 Dayer, Mark: 433 Dench, Judy: 408, 492 Derham, Katie: 476, 482, 486 Dexter, Colin: 464 Dickens, Charles: 472 Dickens, Kim: 485 Dillow, Ian: 454, 471, 475 Dillow, Jean: 454, 471, 475 Dietrich, Marlene: 405 Dinnerstein, Simone: 441 Don, Monty: 486 Donohoe, Peter: 433, 476 Douglas, Barry: 416 Drudge, Heather: 446 Dunbar, Adrian: 406 Dunn, Tim: 434 Dyke, Sarah: 483 Earl (nurse}: 463 Eastwood, Clint: 440 Elfman, Danny: 441 Ellis-Bextor, Sophie: 477 Elphick, Michael: 472 Evans, Shaun: 464, 465 Eve, Trevor: 472 Ezra, George: 477 Fayed, Dodi: 491 Fayed, Mohamed al-: 491 Fedorova, Anna: 442 Felton, Tom: 416 Fischer, Ivan: 484 Fisher, Noel: 485 Flynn, Barbara: 468 Forlani, Claire: 468 Fowke, Philip: 442, 448 Fradgley, Keith: 459 Fradgley, Tim: 459, 487 Gambon, Michael: 489 Gardiner, John Eliot: 469 Gershwin, George: 441 Gourley, Andrew: 441 Graham, James: 432 Grainger, Holliday: 456 Greenstreet, Mark: 440 Grosvenor, Benjamin: 442, 476,478 Grout, James: 465 Haber, Peter: 432 Hanks, Tom: 469, 480, 492 Harden, Marcia Gay: 468 Harmon, Angie: 422 Harmon, Mark: 489 Harris, Richard: 489 Harrison, Bill: 454, 468, 488 Harrison, Kath: 454 Heath, Edward: 486 Heidi, former neighbour: 411 Henshall, Dougie: 485 Hirdwall, Ingvar: 432 Hitchens, Christopher: 403 Hitler, Adolf: 418 Holloway, Siddy: 434 Holloway, Stanley: 405 Hopkins, Anthony: 468 Horan, Niall: 477 Hoskins, Bob: 472 Hough, Stephen: 449, 476 Howard, Trevor: 437 Hunt, Martita: 472 Huntley, Storm: 469 Isaacs, Jason: 492 Jacobi, Derek: 486 Järvi (orchestra conductors): 476 Jansen, Janine: 412 Jansons, Mariss: 485 John, Elton: 478 Johnson, Boris: 406, 418, 426, 431, 434, 443 Johnson, Celia: 437 Johnson, Rian: 476 Jolie, Angelina: 480 Jones. Aled: 428 Jones, Owen: 417, 453, 469,487 Jones, Suranne: 405 Kanneh-Mason: 476.Kanneh-Mason: Isata: 484 Kanneh-Mason: Sheku: 486 Kasabian: 433 Kaufmann, Jons: 476 Keenan, Sinead: 464 Keller, Tomo: 412, 476 Khalife, Daniel: 486 King Charles III: 473, 491 King, Stephen: 458 Klieser, Felix: 484 Knight, Steven: 472 Kooks, The: 433 Kunz, Charlie: 449 Kuusisto, Pekka: 442, 476, 482 Lancashire, Sarah: 461 Lang Lang: 466, 476 Laughton, Charles: 405 Lawson, Mark: 458 Lean, David: 472 Lee, Laurie: 457 Lewis, Damian: 489 Lewis, Gavin: 419 Lewis, Paul: 482 Lineker, Gary: 464, 465 Lisiecki, Jan: 412, 433, 476, 487 Lyndhurst, Nicholas: 472 Lyonne, Natasha: 476 Mackenzie, Compton: 457 McCallum, David: 489 McCartney, Paul: 428, 433 McGregor, Ewan: 440 Madness: 433 Maguire, Kevin: 487 Mäkelä, Klaus: 441, 484 Malofeev, Alexander: 476 Marsalis, Wynton: 485 Marshall, Kris: 468 Mather, Keir: 483 Mears, Sue: 446 Mika: 466.477 Mills, John: 472 Minghella, Anthony: 452 Morgan, Sian: 402 Morrissey, David: 432 Mortimer, Bob: 406 Morton, Samantha: 416 Mosto, Francesco da 434 Muse: 433 Myrie, Clive: 482 Neeson, Liam: 485 Nelson, Tim Blake: 419 Nicholas,, Kerry: 454, 475 Niese de, Danielle: 486 Norcott, Geoff: 487 Norris, David Owen:481 Norton, James: 461 NYOGB: 441 O'Brien, Fergus: 461 Okenado, Sophie: 492 Opolais, Kristine: 476 Orbison, Roy: 417 Oundjian, Peter: 433 Owen, Mark: 433 Packham, Chris. 455 Pappano, Antonio: 485 Patel, Priti: 431 Paxman, Jeremy: 448 Pitt, Brad: 468 Perkins, Sue: 416, 456 Phillips, Lou Diamond: 492 PIANO, the winners: Jay, Lucy, Sean and Danny: 466 Picasso, Pablo: 487 Ponciroli, Potsi: 419 Potter, Harry: 414, 451 Power, Tyrone: 405 Prince Harry: 473 Prince Philip, 491 Princess Diana: 491 Pryce, Jonathan: 416 Pullman, Philip: 458, 467 Putin, Vladimir 418, 420, 421, 439, 434 Queen Elizabeth II: 408, 423, 430,444, 445, 446, 491 Raab, Dominic: 470 Rachmaninoff, Sergei: 437 Radcliffe, Daniel: 472 Rankin, Ian: 431 Rattle, Simon: 412, 485 Ravel. Maurice: 441 Red Arrows: 433 Ronalde, Ronnie: 492 Richards, Erin: 416 Rickman, Alan: 414, 449, 450 451, 452 Rigby, Sean: 465 Riley, Rachel: 479 Ross, Diana: 433 Rowling, J.K. 414 Ryder, Sam: 477 Rylance, Mark: 480 Schiff, Andras: 484 Schofield, Phillip: 481 Selby, Mark: 471, 472 Shadow, the cat: 409, 465 Sharp, Lesley: 479 Shepherd, Jack: 422 Silvestrov, Valentin: 442 Sizemore, Tom: 485 Smith, Maggie: 472 Sondhi, Maya: 426 Spencer, Frank: 487 Spielberg, Steven: 480 Spike, the cat: 439, 479 Stalin, Joseph: 422 Stapley, Lyla: 402, 433 Stapley, Wendy: 402, 404, 433 Stasevska, Dalia: 482 Suggs: 433 Terfel, Bryn: 476 Sutherland, Kiefer: 492 Tate, Catherine: 492 Tennant, David: 492 Thatcher, Margaret: 402, 486 Thaw, John: 464 Thompson, Wendy: 487 Titchmarsh, Alan: 450, 468 Timmins, Maureen: 471 Toksvig, Sandi: 486 Tolley, Adam: 470 Tong, Peter: 433 Toyah: 477 Trump, Donald: 430, 443, 470 Truss, Liz: 445 Tuckwell, Steve: 483 Urry, Marg. 411,478 Urry, Mike: 411 Van Dyke, Dick: 405 Vickers, Sara: 465 Vine, Jeremy: 438, 453, 469 Vogt, Lars: 412, 446 Vokes, Jan: 489 Wager, Anthony: 472 Wainwright, Sally: 461 Walker, Nicola: 464 Wang, Yuja: 441, 476,484 Waterman, Fanny: 487 Wayne, John: 489 Wells, H.G. 405 West, Dave: 475 West, Jean: 475 Whelan, Albert: 492 White, Daryl: 402 White, Jessica: 411, 413,(and boyfriend James) 427 Whitehouse, Paul: 406 Whittaker, Roger: 492 Widdecombe, Ann: 403 Widdicombe, Josh: 408 Wiegman, Sarina: 439 Wilkening, Anne: 488 Williams, John: 476 Williams, Robbie: 477, 478 Willis, Bruce: 449 Wilson, Keri-Lee: 442 Winkleman, Claudia: 466 Wood, Henry: 476 Woods, Hannah: 435, 450, 488 Woods, Mike: 421, 446, 471,478 Wynne, Greville: 419 Yusuf/Cat Stevens: 478 Young, Wendy: 471 Zengel, Helena: 469 Zimerman, Krystian: 412

Thursday, November 30, 2023

Post 492. HO HO HO

IT'S NIGH ON CHRISTMAS

THE TIME FOR MASS REPEATS ON THE BOX.
The time for me, too, to rest on my suspect derriere until all the to-ing and fro-ing, the greetings card shuffling,  the gift worrying, the lights, the decorations, the 'who will be where on the two special days?' malarkey, etc. etc. is over, and we're starting to take stock whether we can possibly afford 2024. In the interim I shall again retire to:
TELEVISION
Which has recently brought us repeats of Renegades, a 1989 film starring Kiefer Sutherland and Lou Diamond Phillips, and Road To Perdition (2002) starring Tom Hanks with a stellar cast of acting colleagues. There was a beginning, a middle, and an end to both films, so we enjoyed every moment of them, second or third time round, whatever.
The winter schedules have also given us Case Histories Series 2, released 2013 and starring Jason Isaacs, Night Music: Roger Whittaker with guest singer Dana (first shown in 1982), and The Hollow Crown: Richard III  (2016) starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard, Sophie Okenado as Queen Margaret, and Judi Dench as Richard's mother, Cecily. Wonderful acting everywhere, and Roger Whittaker had a whistling technique bettered by nobody - not even Albert Whelan or Ronnie Ronalde -  along with being a really good singer.
Now we have the remainder of Shetland to see, and a new offering of Dr Who episodes written by Russell T. Davies, with David Tennant as the doctor and Catherine Tate as his travelling companion. Both programmes are on BBC One. Shetland is already a good watch, and Dr Who will attract its customary loyal audience, so all's well in the square-eyed world,
This post will be followed, early next month, by Blog Index 9.
I shall then probably sit back until the end of the year.
I WISH YOU AND THE WORLD A PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS.





Friday, November 24, 2023

Post 491. WHEN IS THE LAW

 NOT THE LAW?

WHEN IT FRUSTRATES POLITICIANS.
The UK Supreme  Court was asked to decide on the legality or otherwise of sending asylum seekers on a one way trip to Rwanda, and the verdict was otherwise. Oh dear oh dear.
So you are the government. What do you do now?
You announce that you will change the law, that's what you do. God almighty, you can't have your worst laid schemes thwarted by a legal system that you supposed to be on your side. What the hell did you pack the upper echelons with public schoolboys for if it wasn't to support you no matter what international code of honour you may be minded to overlook. No. Change the law.
I know the whole damned world is in a heap, but do we have to add to it in quite such a desperate, undignified way? Enough. Straight on to the old person's standby:
TELEVISION.
We watched the first four episodes of The Crown (season 6) on Netflix.
Though superbly acted, the comings and goings, the conversations, and the manipulations, of real people (many of them no longer alive) is, perforce, sheer conjecture. It shows.
The trouble with trying to tell such a story on television is that 'it has to be good tele.' So you tell it the way you think the public (or, if you are dreaming of a knighthood, King Charles) would like it to be. And if this had been written by Charles' PR team they couldn't have done a better job for him.
Mohamed al-Fayed becomes an outright villain, son Dodi Fayed an unwilling player in his father's ambitious manoeuvrings. Princess Diana a simple pawn in the 'let's use Diana' game, and Charles the compassionate voice of reason. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are the bemused voices of reactionary royalty.
Ignoring the many 'believe this if you like' scenes, it's worth watching for the acting.
It will be back before Christmas.
I'll be back soon 

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

post 490. RAIN! RAIN! RAIN!

THEN STORM CIARAN.

THEN RAIN...SUN...RAIN.
That covers Britain. Ireland, and the Channel Islands (particularly Jersey where Ciaron became a tornado). It has been an appalling experience for those most affected by it. Homes and premises swamped. Fields flooded. Roads impassable. All in all a disastrous inconvenience. A mental and financial nightmare. Quite soon now somebody will tell us changes will be made, and the experienced among us will know that's a load of balls. Changes cost money. Patch ups cost less.
If we have one consolation it has to be that we are not a Gaza or a Ukraine, damn their enemies.
War is inexcusable no matter who starts it. Non-combatants are always hurt by it. Those who start it should be forced to stand in the front line. Say no more.
Oh, something seems to have gone amiss in the voting system.
David Cameron is back as foreign secretary. 
So who is next for the political chopping block?
And why are we now paying bigger and bigger prices for smaller and smaller biscuits?
Back soon.
Mind how you cross the road.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

Post 489. NEVER APOLOGIZE,

IT'S A SIGN OF WEAKNESS

WAS SAID BY JOHN WAYNE.
Actually he said: "Never apologize, mister, it's a sign of weakness" in John Ford's film She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. It was a quote later adopted (less the 'mister') by Mark Harmon's character Leroy Jethro Gibbs in the long running television series NCIS. Both actors said it with conviction. It is, of course, a load of bollocks. Never apologising (my preferred spelling) does not indicate strength, it indicates pig-ignorance comparable only to the hypocrisy of an insincere apology. 
Mention of NCIS has reminded me that the actor David McCallum died last month at the age of 90. He played Dr. 'Ducky' Mallard in the series. In the 1960s he had become very popular  in the TV programme The Man From UNCLE, and one of my favourite lines from the many series of NCIS was Jethro Gibbs' answer when Kate (Sasha Alexander) asked him: "What do you think Ducky looked like when he was young?" Mark Harmon timed it perfectly: "Illya Khuryakin?"
David McCallum was the trained oboist son of musical parents. He became a respected actor and was, I think, a rather nice person.
Another respected actor, Michael Gambon, also died last month. Pneumonia. Aged 82. He was the ideal replacement for the late Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore and, arguably, the best television Maigret ever to follow Rupert Davies. I think he was a wicked joker, too. Thus to...
TELEVISION.
How do you lose two viewers for a complete television series in just one episode? Watch the first episode of The Good Ship Murder (Channel 5) that's how. At its conclusion I looked at Mo and said: "God that was bad." And she said: "Wasn't it awful" without a question mark. Ah well.
Thanks be for a light hearted film. We saw Toni Collette and Damian Lewis in Dream Horse (Prime Video). Took us right back to the joy of Hear My Song (1991) and The Full Monty (1997). This one was based on the true story of how a Welsh barmaid and cashier, Jan Vokes (Toni Collette), persuaded her neighbours to help her breed a racehorse, Dream Alliance, that might one day win the Welsh Grand National. Don't ask me if it happened. It's a feel good film.
And that's that for now.
Lord ain't the weather dreadful?
Ruddy clocks gone back, too. Ho hum.
 

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Post 488. SO FAR IN

THE 21ST CENYURY

IS THE WORD FOR IT. 
In a desert, some three miles from the wall separating Gaza from southern Israel, Hamas killers murdered hundreds of  attendees (mostly Israeli) at a music festival, and took over a hundred hostage. It was another example of human insanity bringing grief to a vast number of innocents and joy only to the killers. Any belief that condones murder and kidnap is a shit belief. 
But two wrongs do not make a right, and retaliation in kind will not end this awful conflict. Those who think wars solve problems will wipe out this world long before climate change puts paid to it.
And Britain need have nothing to do with it. The 'sending a gunboat' days should be long over. 
Enough of enmity: let us turn to...
HOME AND FRIENDSHIP.
We were delighted to see Anne Wilkening at the weekend. Anne, on her way back to Cornwall from a course at West Dene College in Sussex, took the IW detour briefly to visit old friends. 
We are very old friends. The house in which we live was - many years ago - Doctor Anne's surgery: a single-handed practice. Mo was a receptionist. When Anne retired to Cornwall a Newport practice rented the property until, around ten years ago, new premises were built in the centre of the village, With Anne's blessing we then bought the house. We're comfortable here. The building has been around a while and there is a decent sized garden. Now the 'new' surgery in the village is falling apart and will have to be  pulled down. So much for forward thinking, eh?
Anyway, it was lovely to have Anne back here for a while again. She is a cherished friend.
At the weekend I also telephoned old mate in Pitlochry, Bill Harrison who, when last I phoned him, was having considerable difficulty with his hearing. Sadly, the old lad is now totally deaf.
He talked to me for as long as it took to bring me up to date with his latest situation, and rang off with the words "I don't know who I've been talking to..."
But, as I said last time, he is managing. I shall just have to write to him. 
And on a lighter note...
WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT
THE MODERN EXPRESSION OF (USUALLY PLEASURABLE) SURPRISE?
It is heard with monotonous regularity nowadays, and is a mild alternative to 'bloody hell!' and suchlike substitutes. I avoid it. Don't like cliche and nothing surprises me any more.
Which is all I have to say, except that today is our little buddy Hannah's birthday.
Oh Wow! Many Happy Returns, lovely Hans. Hope you have a great day! 

Saturday, September 30, 2023

Post 487. WENT TO THE DENTIST

 AS A BIRTHDAY TREAT.

THANKFUL WE'RE STILL NHS PATIENTS.
Counting my birthday blessings. Mo, walking with a frame but sound behind a steering wheel, drove us to Ventnor for a dental check-up. Tim Fradgley did his usual polished job. We departed, heavy of foot, and lighter in heart and pocket, I think the bill under private arrangements would have been awesome, though neither of us was in need of major attention..
The practice staff were great. Could not have been more kind or attentive.
Sadly this country is heading the American way, and I doubt NHS dentistry will last much longer.
But where was I? Oh...yes...the birthday. Messages from family and friends, cards, and gifts.
I now have a new computer chair, the complete piano concertos (on CD) of Beethoven played by Jan Lisiecki with the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields, two books that could not have been better bought had I chosen them for myself: Piano Man, a Life of John Ogden by Charles Beauclerk, and Piano Competition: The Story of the Leeds by Wendy Thompson with Fanny Waterman and, as if that's not enough, a brand new black beret for when I'm being artistic.
For the record, I think I look less like Pablo Picasso than like an old Frank Spencer. So to...
SIXTY ONE YEARS OF MARRIAGE
CELEBRATED WITH THE ABOVE MESSAGE.
From my beloved, a sad but true reflection, and one to which anybody who has watched Jeremy Vine on Channel 5 with me recently will readily attest. I still look in if the handful of people who do not bellow or shriek are in evidence (e.g. Yasmin Alibhai-Brown,, Owen Jones, Kevin Maguire, Geoff Norcott): otherwise I leave it. I eschew UKIP, 'broadcasters', and 'former journalists,' too.
I can't stay grumpy for long, though. Lord, there can't be that much time left! Fact is, when Ellis put together the new computer chair and rather admired it I advised him not to buy one for himself: he may inherit this one sooner than he thinks. I'm getting fun from it now though.
See what I mean about the beret?
Go peacefully, you.
Try not to crash your career with crass comment. 
 

Sunday, September 17, 2023

Post 486. IF YOU WRITE.

TAKE TO AND WRITE,

DON'T OVERTHINK IT.
Occasionally I stop to think how much of the time I have left in this world I can afford to spend overthinking: especially when it comes to the production of a few words for a blog that never has, and never will, bring me a cent in hard cash. Trouble is, there are always so many things to think about, and even an old scribbler can be lost where to stop. So I have a quick think...and write.
Recently there has been an 'escaped from Wandsworth' prisoner in the news attracting a bevy of retired chief inspector of police 'experts' to talk what should be common sense to even the most naive layman. "He must have had help." Seventy five hours later the escapee, soldier Daniel Khalife (hardly an Osama bin Laden)  was rearrested. What a relief! Now we can sleep soundly again.. And, without overthinking, I suddenly had another 'live' subject to write about, together with the last night of the Proms. How jolly.
TELEVISION.
On Friday nights I watch Gardener's World (BBC2). I am not a gardener. Not sure which way up to plant a bulb. But I lke other people's gardens when they are spick and span. I like Monty Don and his dogs, too. So does Mo. And she can plant bulbs and spectacularly fall down in the garden, so she is much closer to earth than me.
Glad to say she's gradually getting better after the last nasty tumble.
Last week on the BBC we saw Caligula, a documentary about Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus the infamous Roman emperor whose tyrannical reign lasted three years, ten months, and eight days. Professor Mary Beard was her usual down to earth well-informed self, and 'Bootikins' became a much more credible madman. We also learned that his successor, stammering uncle Claudius, was equally bad news. So don't be fooled by Derek Jacobi, Caligula's assassins should have been more careful what they wished for.
I also watched a programme about Edward Heath, the Tory Prime Minister who was ousted by Margaret Thatcher. I always thought he was a keyboard playing self-server, but he took us into Europe and he must be spinning in his grave now. Michael Cockerell's documentary was interesting and informative. It did nothing to change my mind about ol' Ted, but those in his party who wanted him out should have been more careful what they wished for.
Overshadowing everything else on offer, though, we settled down to
THE LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS.
For many years I avoided the first half of Last Night on the grounds that much of it is an off-key dirge. Perhaps that's just my reactionary musical ear, but I really can't be arsed with searching for a tune. However, after last year's cancellation I watched the lot this year. The BBC Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Marin Alsop, was in fine fettle, and it was particularly pleasing to see oboist Tom Blomfield and flautist Michael Cox seated next to each other again. The guest soloists for the evening, cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason and soprano Lise Davidsen, both did their stuff well, and the Promenaders were totally with it, whatever flag they were waving.
In the commentary box was the Proms presenter Katie Derham, lyric soprano Danielle de Niese, and strikingly blue-suited Danish treasure Sandi Toksvig. Who could ask for anything more?
Well, we had more. When the Rule Britannia-ing and Auld Lang Syne-ing was all over, a compilation of 'the best bits' from the entire eight weeks was shown on BBC iPlayer. Magic.
I think it all starts again next July.
Cheers everybody!

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Wednesday, August 30, 2023

Post 485. A FEW WORDS

 TO CONCLUDE THIS MONTH.

IT DESERVES NO MORE
To finish off a typical British summer, and the lengthiest of the school holidays, a computer cockup left thousands of holidaymakers stranded here and abroad. The weather has been crap, the cost of living constantly worsens, and the less said about the political shit heap the better. 
It only needs those few words, doesn't it?  Well, worrying won't help.
Better to waft off into that old person's other world...
TELEVISION.
We have watched the film Red starring Brian Cox, Noel Fisher, Tom Sizemore and Kim Dickens.
The old guy who turns out to be a toughie has been done before (not least by Michael Caine and Liam Neeson), but Brian Cox is wholly believable, and his fellow stars are perfectly cast. Good.
We also saw the Netflix series Who Is Erin Carter? Evin Ahmad plays Erin, a British schoolteacher in Spain, who turns out to be a toughie. Dougie Henshall  is in it too. Watchable.
AND THE PROMS.
Apparently Sir Simon Rattle has parted company with the London Symphony Orchestra. He will be replaced by Sir Antonio Pappano. Sir Simon, who lives in Germany, has become conductor of the Bavarian Radio Symphony Orchestra, which was conducted by Mariss Jansons from 2003 until his death in 2019. Sir Simon's last London Symphony Orchestra performance (Mahler's Symphony No.9) is being shown on BBC2 tonight. Interesting.
Also saw Nicola Benedetti play the violin concerto composed for her by the American jazz composer and trumpeter Wynton Marsalis. Interesting.
And a final word on August 2023. Lousy.
But keep smiling.


Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Post 484. US AGAIN

MAINLY MO

WHO HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED.
On a Monday just over a fortnight ago Maureen had a fall in the garden that left her in considerable pain and unable to stand on her left leg. After a couple of days holding out, as is her wont, she was finally transported mid-week to St Mary's Hospital by two kind and competent para medics.  She has since had an x-ray, CT scan (no breakages), physio attention, drug reappraisal, and a move from one ward to another at four o'clock in the morning. Now she is home. Praise be!
She was discharged from hospital last Monday, still unable to put weight on her left leg, but carrying a stronger drug to relieve the pain and a cough she didn't have before she went in. All the medical staff were lovely though. The experience was otherwise just an experience. Everybody did their best. Walking is still difficult, but she has already been back at her ironing board, sitting on her tall stool. Try to stop her. What?
STILL PROMS WATCHING.
Still beguiled by Beethoven and Brahms, and enchanted by Tchaikovsky, I am still Proms watching. Mo is still watching people programmes: people looking critically for a dream home in the city, country, town, as an alternative to their £1m one-bedroomed flat in London, people doing up wrecked, charmless properties to sell at a vast profit, people with guest houses vying with other people with guest houses to discover who can be the more cruelly carping about the other's establishment, and so on. We  have an amicable agreement. I avoid them. 
Back in Post 476 I cheerily outlined a personal proms season with the observation that nobody could book, let alone afford, it in one season. To my surprise, several of my choices have appeared at the Proms this year. On the 6th of August Isata Kanneh-Mason played Prokofiev's Piano Concerto no.3 with the BBC National Orchestra of Wales conducted by Ryan Bancroft. The Kanneh-Mason family was on my list, so that was a positive. I liked Ms Kanneh-Mason. Disliked the concerto. That will diss me forever with any 'can read and understand and enjoy every note' modern classic music lover. But I doubt they'll be bothered to read this anyway. For any who do, did you see Yuja Wang play Rachmaninov's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, with the BBC Symphony Orchestra conducted by Klaus Mäkelä? Another concert pianist from my wish list. Wonderful. 
Equally wonderful was the Proms debut of armless horn player Felix Klieser (using his toes to press the keys of the French horn). With the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra he gave a superb performance of Mozart's Concerto No.4. 
And so to one of my favourite Proms evenings so far. The Budapest Festival Orchestra, with their founder and conductor Iván Fischer, presented an overture by Weber, Mendelssohn's Scottish Symphony, and Schumann's Piano Concerto played by Sir András Schiff.
Sir András's first encore had the entire orchestra on its feet singing Brahms' Lieber Schwalbe Kleine Schwalbe (with the maestro giving piano accompaniment).
For his second encore Sir András played Schumann's Der glückliche Bauer, a tune often played, simply, by young piano pupils. Sir András played it simply. It was wonderful. He is 69. Bravo!
And that's that for now.


       


Monday, July 31, 2023

poat 483. THREE ELECTIONS.

IN A DIFFERENT BRITAIN

FROM THE ONE WHERE I WAS BORN.
Sad but true. It matters not a jot to me that Labour won in Selby and Ainsty, the Liberals won in Somerton and Frome, or that the Conservatives scraped in at Uxbridge and South Ruislip. The country that Messrs Mather and Tuckwell and Ms Dyke are going to Westminster to govern is not the country into which I was born four score years and twelve ago.
I know I have written this before, but it is a sober fact. Throughout my entire childhood the only 'person of colour' upon whom I set eyes was on a cinema screen throwing spears at Tarzan, or singing 'Ol' Man River.' That is now considered a bad thing. We knew no different.
At the elementary school to which I was transferred at around six or seven years, little lads were still arriving barefoot and being fitted out with council boots so nobody would be in any doubt they were from a family too poor to afford shoes like the rest of us. It was that sort of means testing little country, and there are those today who, given the chance, would reintroduce it tomorrow. Empathy? Huh! But it does mean, whatever your race, creed, or colour, that I no more need a media lecture on discrimination from you than I need to hear some fanciful bullshitter sounding off about 'the good old days.' It was not a better country then, it was a different country. It's just more crowded now. And I do not like crowds. Crowds breed gangs and gangs breed bullies, and the biggest bullies get to the top. You only have to appraise the powerful in politics to confirm that.
So, even though I respect the views embraced by kind-hearted Brits in the media (more of them from abroad every year) that there is always room here, and there is loads of money here, and we are an accepting nation here, as a person of no firm political - or much other - belief, I do sometimes wonder how right they are. Is the struggle to rehouse the population of entire countries simply playing into the hands of the bullies who make those countries uninhabitable? And there's good and bad, even in a shifting population. But what else can we do?
Most of my contemporaries are dead and buried or incinerated, so I am too old to do anything.
Of all the mistakes I have made the biggest was in not doing as Maureen suggested, when we were  newly married, and try to emigrate to New Zealand. I weakly argued that a go-ahead country would not want an ex army wireless operator, they only wanted qualified tradesmen.
So we stayed put and, thankfully, both we and our surviving children have managed. But Maureen would have loved, even to have seen, New Zealand, and I didn't give her the chance.
I'm sorry about that. It clearly is a beautiful country, give or take the occasional earthquake.
Meanwhile, midst the same shrill voices of dissent in the the UK, my sole ray of cheer is... 
THE PROMS.
Where last night yet another of my wish list was ticked when Max Bruch's Violin Concerto No.1 was played by brilliant South Korean violinist Bomsori with the BBC Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by lively German conductor Anja Bihimaier. Bomsori delighted the Proms audience with an encore by a Polish composer. The rest of the programme consisted of the now customary mixture: i.e. the tuneful and the tuneless, the former to musically entertain and the latter to assertively educate. I'll settle for the former any time. Give us a tune, kid, give us a tune.
That's it for this month.
Even for those who play the fiddle.
Be lucky.  


Thursday, July 20, 2023

Post 482. THE PROMS.

A GREAT START

ON TELEVISION.
The BBC Proms 2023 season fulfilled much of my wish list in its first two television broadcasts. On the first night Clive Myrie introduced a programme of Nordic music that opened with (1) Jean Sibelius's Finlandia, featured (2) Edvard Greig's Piano Concerto (a splendid performance by Paul Lewis), and (3) concluded with Benjamin Britten's Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra (presumably on the grounds that a young Nord or two would be watching it). The BBC Symphony Orchestra and Chorus was charismatically managed by Finnish conductor Dalia Stasevska. Three off my list in one night. The second broadcast ticked another two wishes off the list.
(1) It was introduced by Katie Derham, and (2) Finland's Pekka Kuusisto was back.
Pekka conducted Die Deutsche Kammerphilharmonie Bremen. The programme consisted of Andrea Tarrodi's composition Birds of Paradise, Beethoven's Symphony No.! and, with Pekka on violin (in company with Ale Carr), Vivaldi's The Four Seasons. The evening was an enormous success. Oh, the encore was verbatim the one given by Pekka at a similar function in Sweden a while back (see YouTube). But why not? Pull in the audience and you've got a good encore.
Pekka Kuusisto (for the benefit of any unapprised reader) is a truly great entertainer.
ALSO ON TELEVISION.
I have watched two mini series on BBC: The Sixth Commandment, and Body On The Beach: What Happened to Annie? Both are based on true events. The sordid side of real life does not appeal to me, but Sixth has a wonderful cast, and Annie a spooky fascination. I think they can still be watched so I shall say no more about them now. Just go carefully, friend. It's a weird world

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Post 481. IT'S CYNICAL WARFARE.

WHEN YOU CAN BE BLOWN UP

JUST WALKING THE DOG.
It is cynical and cowardly warfare, but the most dangerous countries in the world are still producing landmines and promoting the use of cluster bombs. Now America is gifting cluster bombs to Ukraine for use against their Russian invader. Presumably because psychotic Russians are using them on Ukrainians. Has nobody ever heard the expression two wrongs don't make a right? Has nobody stopped to think that it won't be Russians who are killed or maimed by the unexploded residue of this cursed weapon when the invader has eventually departed? It will be another of those places in the world where you can be blown up just walking the dog. 
Is there no end to human senselessness? Apparently not. So, closer to home:
WHAT AN UTTER IDIOT!
As I write, the name of a BBC 'senior' who has been accused of unspecified but inappropriate behaviour involving a young man/some young men has not been divulged. Whoever it is won't remain nameless for long, and his career with the BBC will (may already) be over.
Why on earth didn't the fate of Phillip Schofield stop him in his tracks? What an utter idiot! 
TELEVISION.
BBC Proms are back on Friday 15th July. Hurray!
A recent prelude to them was the BBC4 Perfect Pianists From BBC Archives programme of 2016, presented by David Owen Norris, himself a fine pianist. It is now safe among my recordings.
And that'll do for now.
Take it easy

Friday, July 07, 2023

Post 480. DEJA VOUS?

WITH NO HELP FROM THIS LITTLE GUY.

WE DID THE USUAL CHORES.
There followed a visit to St. Mary's Hospital, Newport, me for a blood test initiated by my oncologist: Mo as my constant companion and faithful driver. It has all happened before. It happened again this week: Monday: Mo waited in the car.
A nice young woman shepherded me through the blood test process. I was in and out in half an hour, thankful again for the kindness and competence of a, doubtless underpaid, hospital staff member who will, in the current (caring?) climate, be required to pay to park her car in the grounds of the very place where she does such valuable work. Don't talk NHS Trusts to me!
We had a good trip home in the 4pm traffic and, for a change (hollow laughter), watched:
TELEVISION.
Still OK for the news and weather, most of which is painfully believable.
The rest is a mishmash of predictable chat shows, quizzes, and reality rubbish. I sidestep much of it. Mo is more open-minded. Films save the day for me. Recently we saw Tom  Hanks and Mark Rylance in the 2015 film Bridge of Spies, directed by Steven Spielberg. Based on a  true story in the Hollywood sort of way: Well scripted. Well acted. Thought provoking. We also saw Angelina Jolie in a gloriously daft Maleficent film. Needs no thinking. Just sit back and enjoy it.
At home alone (generally when Mo has departed with a book or to a tea and cakes morning), I rely on compact disc or television recordings, and on YouTube. Nearly all classical stuff.
What's the point of growing old if you can't be a predictable bore? And know it. And not care.
THAT'S ABOUT ALL FOR NOW.
Oh, if the surge in the number of folk who looked at WATCHING last month was not an illusion, I wonder if I praised somebody whose huge fan club reads anything that mentions their star's name. Or whether I have somehow been mistaken for another writer entirely. Nice anyway.
A WEEK AWAY FROM THE START OF THE PROMS.
MORE THEN.


Thursday, June 29, 2023

Post 479. CHANGED MY MIND.

PURPORTEDLY A WOMAN'S PREROGATIVE.

WHICH, SURELY, IS A SEXIST MAXIM.
So why am I publishing this short post before the month ends when I had intimated that Further Reflections was to be my last until July? Changed my mind. Noted that the cat Spike had commandeered my chair at the painting desk and became, like the lady (unknown to me) in the picture above, in something of a quandary. Move Spikey and clean off the white fur left in her wake? Or eschew sexist mores and change my mind? No choice really. No painting on the stocks. Contented cat keeping old man company. Simple solution: if you write, write!
TELEVISION.
We continue to watch it, if only from behind a book or newspaper. Some of it is still worthwhile. The second series of Before We  Die (Channel 4) is hugely watchable if you like Lesley Sharp  We do. Though in this drama her character, Hannah Laing, is probably the most bull at a gate mess-up of a detective ever written into any cop show anywhere. Two series will be enough.
Currently the battle of the champions is being played out on Countdown (also Channel 4). These are people who know words the dictionary barely knows and can match Rachel Riley at maths.
I wrote reports and worked with figures for years: these champions are way out of my league.
But it's all very minor when compared to happenings in the real world. Callous coastguards leave hundreds to drown. Innocent civilians lunching in a Ukrainian restaurant are murdered by Russian rockets. A French policeman shoots dead an unarmed boy, and an abortive mission is launched to attempt the rescue of a not-fit-for-purpose mini submarine which, it turns out, has imploded.
No wonder we seek shelter in harmless quiz shows.
And this is as close as I'll come to one of these.
Careful how you go. 

Monday, June 26, 2023

Post 478. FURTHER REFLECTIONS

WITH AN OLD CD.

TO END A POP MUSICAL MONTH
And what better than with The Hollies 20 Golden Greats: an EMI CD of 1978 which has arguably never been bettered. It was the original Hollies, with Allan Clarke as lead singer, and I like every number on it. When I kick the bucket, if my family want a song with which to see me off at the crematorium, I'd suggest I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top would be most appropriate: it perfectly sums up the feelings of an old man who, in 1962, had the good fortune to marry exactly the right girl. That self-indulgent disclosure apart, as pop songs go it's a helluva good one.
Well, the IOW festival came and went and so, this weekend (via the BBC for non ticket holders), did Glastonbury. We had 55,000 fans and Robbie Williams, Glastonbury probably had better than 210.000 fans and Elton John. We had Jarvis Cocker, Glastonbury had Yusuf/Cat Stevens. The majority of the music on offer, both here and at Glastonbury, was not to my taste. Unimportant.
Hundreds of thousands loved it and good luck to them, and to those who entertained them. I've only developed a preference for the classical genre as I've aged. Shan't grow out of it now. So to:
THE PROMS
FROM 14 JULY TO 9 SEPTEMBER.
No of course I won't be there. Have never lived near enough, and don't go far beyond our corner shop nowadays. Maureen has gone to the mainland to see her remaining sister today. Jac and Mike have taken her in the car. I like Marg, but doubt I shall ever venture across the Solent again. You have to recognise your limitations. That's by the by, The BBC Proms are back next month and, though sadly lacking most of my (Post 476) recommendations, are looking pretty good. I just hope they'll put young Benjamin Grosvenor on television, not banish him to bloody Radio 3: his droll lack of histrionics is totally British. His musicianship the nonstop honing of a natural gift. 
More about it all when it's underway. I hope it won't be too 'modern.'
If you're a Promenader, have a great time.
 

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Post 477. THEY ARRIVED

 IN THEIR THOUSANDS.

FOR FESTIVAL TIME AGAIN.
It meant one way traffic for motorists on the Isle of Wight's busiest road (Ryde/Newport) from Thursday 15th June  until  the following Monday. A very long weekend. But a lot of people had a great time and why not? This year our grandson, Ellis Dayer, played bass guitar there. He and his fellow performers did their set in the Stage One marquee early on Saturday afternoon. Apparently all went well. We didn't see it. We have only ever seen the names shown on Sky Arts TV over the weekend. Don't like crowds, are picky with the music, and couldn't afford the tickets. 
For what it's worth, we liked Jarvis Cocker with Pulp on Friday night. Great festival opener. And Jarvis has been doing this stuff so long he can do it standing on a pair of giant speakers. We also liked, in no particular order, Mika, Anne-Marie, George Ezra, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Sam Ryder, Toyah, Niall Horan and, top of the bill, the indefatigable Robbie Williams. It was a good festival. 
Oh, it rained: but only a light shower. Glastonbury's next. There it'll probably pee down. Ah well.
ADDITIONALLY ON SUNDAY
IT WAS FATHER'S DAY.
Or, as my wonderfully cynical (the apple doesn't fall far from the tree) daughter, Jac, put it: 'Contrived American nonsense day.' Son Neil bought two cards, the first congratulating me on passing my driving test: 'They didn't have any bloody father's day cards so this was the closest I could find. It's the bloody thought that counts!!' The second was a father's day card picked up from the display alongside the till in the shop where he had just bought the first one.'They'd been there over a month: I had talked to the lady behind the counter about them weeks ago , but you know my memory...' (ditto apple and tree quote). No wonder I love the pair of them.
Driving test? Yeah.  I passed it in 1957.
THAT'LL DO FOR NOW
BACK, ALL BEING WELL, QUITE SOON.

Wednesday, June 07, 2023

Post 476. SO I RELAXED

WITH TV AGAIN: .

WE WATCHED.
Poker Face (Sky Max): saw the entire ten part series in a weekend. Yes, it was a beguiling attraction. Created by Rian Johnson, the series stars Natasha Lyonne (above) as Charlie Cale, a good hearted young woman who has a unique 'gift:' she knows unerringly when somebody is lying. To add to her problems, she is a gifted detective who is not attached to the police, the FBI, the CIA, or any other of the multiple law enforcement establishments in America. And, in that vast country, have you any idea how many liars will also be murderers? Or how many criminals with an amateur detective /human lie detector allergy are likely to send a hit man after you?
I believe a second series has been commissioned. Great. This one was perfectly cast. Loved it..
We were not particularly bothered which Manchester football team won the FA Cup. Turned out to be City who beat United by two goals to one. We entirely missed the Epsom Derby. Had not allowed for an early start. Didn't matter to us. You will know who won if it mattered to you.
Now it will be nothing but tennis and cricket, Thanks be to Sir Henry Wood for the BBC Proms.
So to the pipe dream. (Not for you if you don't like classical music.)
MY PROMS SEASON.
NOBODY COULD BOOK (LET ALONE AFFORD) IT.
Not in the same season they couldn't. For a start I'd invite Pekka Kuusisto and the Norwegian Chamber Orchestra, and hope they would perform both Beethoven's 7th Symphony and Mozart's Divertimento in D Major K136.Perhaps they could even tackle Siblius's Finlandia (as a middle finger salute to the Kremlin). I would have orchestral sessions featuring at least two of the gifted Jarvi family of orchestra conductors (with intermission chats about their Estonian roots), and another with the talented Kanneh-Masons. The Academy of St. Martin in the Fields would perform Bruch's Violin Concerto, with Tomo Keller as soloist. There would be sessions of popular opera which would include Jonas Kaufmann and Kristine Opolais singing O soave fanciulla: the sessions would reach their conclusion with Bryn Terfel, and whomsoever he chose to accompany him, performing The Pearl Fishers duet. That would keep my Mo happy.
There would also be an abundance of piano concerti. Tchaikovsky One, Brahms Two, Rachmaninoff Three, and Beethoven Four would be featured. Litolff, too. I would invite any one of the following: Benjamin Grosvenor, Peter Donohoe, Stephen Hough, Lang Lang, Jan Lisiecki or Yuja Wang to demonstrate their grand piano skills again. I would invite Alexander Malofeev, too.
All interviews would be managed by Katie Derham.
Of course nobody could book, let alone afford, this whole shebang in the same season.
But you can dream, can't you?
AND SOMETIMES I DO WONDER...
What keeps my bedroom radio tuned to Classic FM?
At its best it is cheerfully presented and accepts modernity only through John Barry and John Williams. At its worst it is a melee of advertisements, one-movement-from-three in whatever classical composition, and messages from posh people walking their dogs in the Cotswolds.
I might go back to BBC Radio 4. 
Hope you, like us, are enjoying a spell of  sunshine.
Cheers.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Post 475. SAD TIMES HERE

 AS I GRADUALLY DELETE NAMES

FROM MY EMAIL FORWARDING LIST.
This month we received news that Dave West had died. Dave suffered a deal of ill health over several years and bravely kept going. Back in the days of email exchanges he much enjoyed the sending and receiving of comedic messages: he had an insatiable sense of fun, and will be greatly missed, RIP old pal.
Our commiserations to equally good friend, Dave's wife Jean.
WE ALSO received live link details for Ian Dillow's funeral from his daughter, Kerry, but were sadly unable (either through technical or doddery old people failure) to connect to them.
I just know Ian would have seen the funny side of it.
He, too, will be greatly missed by many people.
Our thanks to Jean Dillow and Kerry Nicholas. Take it easy for a while, you two.
AND THAT'S ME FOR THIS MONTH.
No gay television presenter with a career death wish, or government minister of dubious principles, is worth naming on the same page as any of the above, so I will not name them.
And with any luck this will be published before Russia and/or China openly starts WW3.
What a daft world it is.
I'm just going to relax.


Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Post 474. REALITY TELEVISION

 A 21st CENTURY CANKER

ON A PAR WITH THE STATE OF OUR RIVERS.
What brought this on? Well, we have just received a missive from Southern Water telling us that our payment to them is going up yet again and will be close on £700 p.a. from 1 June 2023. This for a commodity that abundantly falls from the sky (ask anybody in Fort William) at no base cost whatsoever. In 1989 the water companies in England and Wales were privatised.
In 2020/21 the CEO of Southern Water was paid more than £1 million despite the fact that the company had been fined £126 million in 2019 for over 50 breaches of environmental law.
The above picture shows shit being shot into a British river. There is now barely an unpolluted spot left. Rivers, the sea, and many beaches are equally contaminated. Private enterprise? Huh!
REALITY TELEVISION.
No need to name names. You only have to watch the majority of the programmes that Gogglebox (Channel 4) regulars are required to watch. They're paid to watch it. I'm not. Just as well. I like most of the Goggleboxers, they're a good laugh, but I dislike just about every aspect of reality TV including most of its presenters  I give it a wide berth. None of my business that some unfamiliar celebrity wants to do silly things in a jungle, that a randy publicity hungry teenager is prepared to bed another randy publicity hungry teenager on television, or that somebody I do not know can cook, sew, dance, or be a good loser. And why do gay (black, white, or sandy-grey-russet) couples feel such a desperate need to be married in front of television cameras? Ah well.
It will soon be time for The Proms again.
Even with modern music that's real television. 

    
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Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Post 473. ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS

WE STILL DO WELL

WAS WELL DONE.
It was all there for the coronation of King Charles III. All the dressed up top toffs in horse-drawn coaches, followed by their posh kith and kin in large, expensive, cars of colour (you don't call anything black now, do you?), surrounded by marching, or impressively mounted, members of the various services, watched by a suitably distanced and mostly friendly public  It was one of the handful of things we have left in this country that we still do well. It was well done. Now it's over. Red Arrows flown. Horses stabled. Limousines garaged. Harry off home. Stand easy!
I really didn't know whether I could be bothered but did, of course, finish up watching it with Mo. Despite constant reminders that it was a much shortened version of the late Queen's coronation in 1953, I thought it went on a bit, and reading everything off cards made it look as though we're managed by robots: but witness PMs Question Time and you realise we undoubtedly are.. 
Not much more to say right now. Have heard today that a certain pain-in-the-arse acolyte of a former pain-in-the-arse US President is thinking of bullshitting his way back into politics here: and there are  many twisted minds who would support him. I can only think of two words to say to the lot of them and the second one is 'off.' Oh, I think his name rhymes with garage.
Have my painting gear set up ready to go but have not so much as picked up a brush. 
Perhaps it is time I seriously put my mind to it.
Nothing ventured...as the would-be-returned politician might say..
Away with pomp
Until next time 

 

Friday, May 05, 2023

Post 472. ALL'S QUIET

 ON THE WORLD SNOOKER FRONT

A BELGIAN WON.
In what turned out to be the most fascinating World Snooker final I have ever seen, young Belgian Luca Brecel beat Mark Selby 18 - 15 to win half a million quid and the trophy.
Mark, though tactically as brilliant as ever, had to settle for two hundred thousand, a medal, and the admiration we reserve for heroic, sporting, runners-up in this country. Both men were a credit to the game. It was a good competition throughout. The two tables set-up at the Crucible seems to be a bit of a bundle, but it all works out well in the end, and Sheffield is a warm-hearted city deserving of the favourable publicity it gets. We almost became snooker fans.
ALSO ON TELEVISION.
We watched Great Expectations (BBC1) with somewhat less than great expectations, so were not entirely surprised that Steven Knight's mini series took us far from the Charles Dickens original.
It did not help that we still remember the David Lean film, made in 1946 starring John Mills and Finlay Currie: the entire cast, including little boy Pip, played by Anthony Wager, and Miss Havisham, played by Martita Hunt, was a casting director's dream. Sadly, even Olivia Colman couldn't better such a line-up on her own. So the 2023 version got a thumbs down from us. 
Fortunately, the BBC simultaneously repeated a 1999/2000 series of David Copperfield, directed by Simon Curtis.  What a contrast!
Young (pre Harry Potter) Daniel Radcliffe was the boy Pip, Maggie Smith was Aunt Betsey, Bob Hoskins was Wilkins Micawber, and Nicholas Lyndhurst was a hypnotically unctuous Uriah Heep. Oh, there was also Alun Armstrong, Trevor Eve, and Michael Elphick. It was Dickens as written by Dickens, with sound direction and a stellar cast. Thumbs up! Thumbs up!
LOCAL ELECTIONS AND THE CORONATION.
We didn't have a local election that I know of. If you did I hope you were happy with the result.
And that's it for now.
Mo will watch all the excitement tomorrow. 
If I'm not feeling too bolshie I probably will too.
Luck and good cheer to you and yours.    

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Post 471. A SHORT MONTH.

SO ONLY

A SHORT POST.
The one in the picture was once topped by an owl who lit up at night. His lights went out when he became detached from the post, landed in the car park, and was run over by the gardener's truck. We have a replacement (courtesy of Jac and Mike) for which we are trying to find a safer nest.
MEANTIME IT'S TELEVISION.
Weather still a bit cold for long spells in the garden so we have watched more snooker than expected. Well, when the BBC gets The Crucible in its camera lenses there's not much else to watch. The final is on today: Mark Selby v Luca Brecel. If Mark Selby wins it will be his fifth time as World Champion: he beat Mark Allen in the semi final. I think his opponent finally succumbed to the tedium of watching him make up his mind what his next move would be. It could be a very long final. Luca, a twenty eight years old Belgian, looks and plays twice that age. He could win..
Of course we'll watch it. Then we'll watch the final episode of Great Expectations.
Is there no beginning to the excitement.
AND TO CONCLUDE.
We were saddened this month by the death of two old friends, Maureen Timmins (here on the island), and Ian Dillow (at his home in Romsey). They were thoroughly nice people and will be sorely missed. We have been, and will remain, in touch with Maureen's daughter, Wendy, and Ian's wife, Jean. Our condolences to both families  and I print below, for the last time, the only picture I have of either of them. This is Ian with Jean.
That's all for this month.