Friday, June 28, 2024

Poat 510. I.W.. FESTIVAL 2024.

ATTRACTED 50/60,000 FANS.

GREEN DAY TOPPED THE BILL.
A long weekend of cheerful bedlam (don't talk to the people who live nearby and weren't making money out of it), and then it was over for another year.  Experienced and talented rock band Green Day, formed in 1987 by lead singer Billy Joe Armstrong and bassist/singer Mike Dirnt, brought the proceedings to a highly successful conclusion.
Our grandson, Ellis (bass guitar), had a short spell in the Platform One tent. Mo and I have a video of it sent to us by his father, Mark. So far as the main show went, we sat in our armchairs and watched selections on Sky Arts. We're too bloody old for huge crowds. I always have been.
Rumour has it the organizers have renewed their booking of the site for the next ten years.
Well, the festival doesn't last long, and the fans (despite the shit they leave behind) are a breath of fresh air. Pity so many businesses are no longer around to benefit from their visit.
FOOTBALL.
Aided by her husband's unceasing invective, Mo has become an expert on how not to score goals. Goals are not scored by immaculately passing the ball from one side of the middle line to the other side of the middle line and back again. Goals are not scored by playing 'from me to you' for endless minutes in your own half of the field. And in England's case currently: goals are not scored. Nothing is helped by those silly camera decisions either. It's all a load of rubbish, ain't it. Very expensive rubbish. I watched about twenty minutes of one England game then looked for:
A FILM.
I found a great old western, The Far Country (1954), starring James Stewart, Ruth Roman, Walter Brennan, Corinne Calvet, and John McIntire. It was directed by Anthony Mann and is best remembered for the scene where James Stewart's horse ("That little horse liked me. He nearly killed Glen Ford: ran right into a tree") with a bell on its saddle pommel, walked alone down a long dark street to fool the villains into showing their fire power. Great scene. Great old western.
We got back in time for the end of the football. Nil - Nil. So to:
READING.
I held out when I should have known better. I avoided Richard Osman on the grounds that he is a media man, and I seldom like media men. If you can walk into a television studio the day your book is published and sell several thousand copies of it before you depart, you're on to a pretty good thing are you not? So I let prejudice rule my head and, despite disappointment with two Times best selling suggestions from Amazon, ignored granddaughter Jess's sound words on The Thursday Murder Club: "It's a good book."
It is a good book. Very good. 
So good that we have now invested in the other three of Mr Osman's Thursday Murder Club quartet: The Man Who Died Twice, The Bullet That Missed, and The Last Devil To Die.
Ah-h-h. They'll be so much better than football on television.
Enjoy what you like.

Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Post 509. STILL WRITING.

WHY? (Stock shot of old bloke at keyboard)

BECAUSE I CAN...
Those select souls who look in are worth every moment of the increasingly concentrated effort required by me to complete a seemingly simple scribbling. I tire quickly now, and would not be surprised if they did too. But, bless 'em, they stick with it. I strictly edit it, because this is the twenty first century and some critical clown will be determined to diss me at the hint of an un pc word. Fortunately the people who discreetly run it all do believe in discretion. Good ol' Google.
Mo is meeting friends Sue and Heather at Sue's house this afternoon. Gives me writing time. 
AND IT SAVES ME FROM TV.
Which, to my surprise, has of late given us some weirdly wonderful viewing combinations. A few nights ago we saw  a repeat of the film Darkest Hour, directed by Joe Wright, with award winning actor Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill. (a watchable evocation of fictionalized facts), and on the same evening saw the finale of The Piano wherein all the finalists bettered their railway station performances, tears bucketed, Claudia, Lang Lang and Mika looked possessively emotional, and I wondered .(as I do when television people are involved) whether the finalists were really there for their pianistic skills, or for their "great tele innit?" appeal. I fear the latter in all but the youngest performer (Lang Lang insisted on his inclusion) 10 year old Sum: a future star if ever there was one.
But they were all great entertainment and I wish each of them well.
CURRENT EMAIL ADDRESS.
My current email address,  in case I haven't already told you, is dennis.barnden@gmail.com.
 Always pleased to hear from friendly folk. 
The unfriendly will be ignored, told to hop it or, if they are of musical bent, to Carl Orff.  
Cheers, one and all.

 

Wednesday, June 05, 2024

Post 508. SORRY, DYLAN.

 I'M HOPING TO GO GENTLE

INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
I'm sick to death of raging
At this world's sorry plight.
Mr. Thomas was a wordsmith who drank a lot. Had we ever met I doubt we would have liked each other. But he was a one-off, and I admired that. He would probably only have conversed with me if he thought I was good for a drink. I admired John Betjeman's gently humorous verse, too, though always thought there had to be something awry with the lifelong lover of a teddy bear: he would never have glanced in my direction anyway: he liked men with titles and girls with double-barrelled names. It's a funny old world. Have I said that before? (Imagine the shrug.)
I have just been through a series of tests at our sole remaining hospital, hence the thoughts on kicking the bucket. Dr' Osman, my oncologist, rang last Friday to say the cancer still looks to be in one place - not spread - and he will speak to me again in a fortnight when he has discussed my future treatment with his colleagues. I wish him well with that.
Death comes to us all. Physically losing touch with Mo, the family, and our few remaining friends will be my only regret at going; the big sleep doesn't bother me. I have no belief in an afterlife. Look how crowded it would be. Billions of spirits jostling for the ether. Ugh!
I have no fear of ending up in some overcrowded land of perfection or perdition, either. Gods and devils are fictional characters. I might get a surprise, but I doubt it. 
And nothing could ever surprise me more than the gullibility of the human race.
UK NATIONAL ELECTION/
Gets more like America every day.
Whichever of this pair gets in
Don't expect miracles. Don't expect the truth.
Did you ever?

 
 

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Post 507. WHERE WENT SPRING?

 THE FLOWERS ARE HERE

BUT NOT THE CLIMATE.
It has been a cold month, and I am still dressed for Autumn. I'm of shivery disposition, though, so I asked around. Everybody agreed. It has been a cold month. Now there is an election in the offing, and scarcely a worthwhile candidate in sight. Never rains but it pours, does it? Well I said it a few posts back; I'll not vote. So I'll deserve what I get? A clothes post with a blue ribbon?
Excuse me if I look unimpressed.
TELEVISION.
Rob and Rylan's Grand Tour. (BBC) This priceless pair did, in a three part series, the grand tour that was once the province of the poet Byron and assorted upper crust dilettantes.
I was prepared to dismiss it as yet another expensive holiday gifted to media names. Wrong!
It turned out to be great fun, and we thoroughly enjoyed it.
Motorhoming with Merton and Webster. (Channel 5)
Paul Merton and his wife, Suki Webster, took in the motorhoming scene in a six part series.
They came across as a happy couple, Good scenery, gentle conversation; lack of concern for white van drivers and miles of following traffic: honestly, there was nothing to dislike in any of it.
Come back soon
You too.    

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Post 506. ONE OF THOSE BOOKS

YOU CANNOT PUT DOWN.

BY DELIA OWENS.
Ms Owens first novel, and very much on a par with To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Where The Crawdads Sing was recommended to us by our granddaughter, Jessica, who also thinks it to be of Mocking Bird standard. We loved it, and I'd wager it will do for Delia Owens precisely what Harper Lee's book has for her. If she never wrote again she will always be remembered as the author of a beautifully crafted first timer. Crawdads is one of those books.
TELEVISION.
We binge watched the first six part series of Ian Rankin's Rebus (BBC1). Richard Rankin is Rebus, Lucie Shorthouse is Siobhan Clarke, and Stuart Bowman.is arch-villain Ger Cafferty. To my mind nobody can ever replace Ken Stott, Claire Price, and James Cosmo, but this new bunch is very good. Worth the watch.
FILM.
Recently we saw a Jason Statham film for the second time around. Can't remember what it was called: but the action was crazy the dialogue laconic, and it kept up Jas's mortgage payments. 
Great stuff for those who like an occasional madhouse.. We do.
We also saw the film version of Where The Crawdads Sing, directed by Olivia Newman from a screenplay by Lucy Alibar. Lovely acting from Daisy Edgar-Jones as Kya and her fellow actors, but it still puzzles me that film people always modify, even abandon, crucial parts of an author's story in the  belief, presumably, that theirs is a better version. It isn't. Good film, Almost the book.
NEWS.
Well it's politicians insincerely apologising for ghastly balls-ups perpetrated donkey's years ago.
Thank the Gods for the RHS Chelsea Flower Show.
And that's it for now.


Wednesday, May 08, 2024

Post 505. A DISTURBING START TO MAY

LANDED ME

IN HOSPITAL AGAIN.
Last Wednesday night, suddenly cursed by haematuria, I was admitted to hospital. I was lucky. The entire procedure ran smoothly. Some ten minutes after Maureen's 999 call an ambulance arrived at our door and two reassuringly amiable and competent paramedics, Dani and Jez, took over. They did their stuff: bleeding persisted. A&E in the ambulance accompanied by Mo.  Medical preparation and admission arrangements undertaken. Then lucky again. St. Helen's Ward, Single room. Consultant Mr. W. Akhter and a friendly,  efficient, staff who could not have been more kind and concerned. A couple of days treatment and our son was able to collect me and bring me home. Nobody wants to land in hospital like that, but those lovely hospital people came as close as possible to making it a pleasurable experience, I thank them all. 
Now I'm back, safe and reasonably sound, with Mo keeping her eye on me.
That, my friends, is good luck.
All the best to you.
Take nothing for granted.

Monday, April 29, 2024

Post 504. HMM. NOT THAT CHEERFUL

SO JUST A FEW WORDS

TO SEE OUT APRIL
I am sorry I cannot strike a lighthearted note. It has been a lousy month here, Cold, and packed with one item of sad or bad news after another. 
Brother-in-law Mike (the 'now in his late nineties' one) drove to Guildford from Alverstoke to visit an old acquaintance, had a fall, broke a hip, and finished up in hospital fifty or so miles from home. The hospital in Guldford was wonderful, and he is making a steady recovery. He has now been transferred back to Gosport War Memorial Hospital where he will stay until he is fit to return home. Don't decry the NHS, its (largely immigrant) ground staff is second to none. If only political meddlers at the top would leave it alone.
There is much more I cold record, sadly none of it cheerful, so I shall wish you all the best for May onwards and move on.
Despite the state this world is in,
Be lucky.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Post 503. MEANDERING ON.

WHILE IT ALL HAPPENS

AROUND US.
The Middle East is in chaos. Religious zealots are now openly warring with each other. The Americans whose meddling - slavishly supported by our lapdog lot - is largely responsible for it all, is finally making futile noises. Meanwhile, that puerile prick Putin still attacks formerly neutral neighbour Ukraine, that duplicitous dickhead Trump is quite likely to become the US President again, and we have an unelected Foreign Secretary who disappears at the drop of a bollock..
It beggars belief. 
Mo and I meander on. Mo is spending more walking time with a three wheeled frame (her right knee gives her hell) and I am constantly dealing with excreta leakage: not a nice subject, the latter, but colon cancer is not a nice topic. Yesterday, for the first time since I was told I had it, I looked on line for information about the cancer. Seems that, statistically, I may have a year or so left. I have a MRI scan next Thursday to which I am not looking forward. And that's that..
Most of the time I count myself lucky. I have a loving wife and family, a few good friends, some happy and some sad memories, and the firm belief that I  have seen the best of this country.
If I'm still here I'll not vote at another election, and I fear for our descendants, stuck with the rubbish currently on display. But I guess they'll manage even if, sadly, Powell was right.
Regret the downbeat tone of this post, my dears.
Put it down to my condition.
Be back in more cheerful mode next time..


Saturday, March 30, 2024

Post 502. RANDOM THOUGHTS.

 IT'S BOAT RACE DAY

ON THE RIVER SLIME
First random thought: It is Cambridge/Oxford Boat Race day, and both crews deserve better than a shit filled river Thames upon which to fulfil their rowing dream. As I write, the Cambridge women have thrashed the Oxford women for the seventh time, so no change there. But nobody will be ceremoniously dumped into the river today: there are doctors among them who know better than to trust colleagues to the slime of the Thames. Oh, the Cambridge men won. too.
We glance at the race every year, but have never been to Cambridge and, other than visiting our daughter who taught at an Oxford school, the City of Dreaming Spires is little more more then backdrop to the Morse, Lewis, and Endeavour TV series to us. 
Second random thought: The clocks go forward an hour tonight. Well, that's April buggered up. 
Third random thought: We enjoyed The Mule, a film produced, directed, and starring Clint Eastwood. Whoever he plays, old Clint is watchable. When I first saw him he was Rowdy Yates In Rawhide. He was good. Then came The Man with No Name in the spaghetti westerns and the Dirty Harry films; all good. In 1971, with Play Misty For Me, he became a film director. He has gone on to become a better and better film director. And I like him even if he is an American.
Which is about it for this month. Mo and I are watching
a thriller set in New Zealand.
The box calls. 
Cheerio for now


Sunday, March 24, 2024

Post 501. OUR LOCAL GENERAL PRACTICE.

 IS MOVING BACK TO TOWN.

LEAVING NO LOCAL DOCTOR HERE.
I have just received a letter from the GP Partners at the sole practice in Wootton Bridge telling me their rented (I thought it was owned by the NHS) surgery in the village is now in such a state of structural decline that it will probably have to be demolished and rebuilt. The Practice has been offered options for temporary accommodation to facilitate the undertaking of rectification works, but has concluded that the extensive work required would be too disruptive and a permanent relocation is the better option. The troublesome surgery (above) was erected only ten years or so ago, and I cannot help but ponder which bright planner of the time declared the site suitable for purpose? Whoever it was will not be unearthed. The buck never stops anywhere nowadays.
Oh, the customary local bigwigs have started to mutter dissent and will customarily be ignored.
The Island's Conservative MP, has become an openly testy interviewee on TV programmes debating the next general election. He understandably cares only about retaining a safe seat. 
TELEVISION.
We have been watching repeats from three series of ancient Inspector Lynley Mysteries on Drama. Nathaniel Parker and Sharon Small were great as the thick aristocratic boss with the sharp working class assistant, and we enjoyed it. We have also been watching old episodes of Agatha Christie's Marple, starring Geraldine McEwan, and Vera, starring Brenda Blethyn. I thought I had given up on repeat repeats, but you can't stop watching truly watchable actors. We have also been directed to Whitstable Pearl and some episodes of The Brokenwood Mysteries (both on Drama) not previously seen by us, and all of it very watchable. We also watched Coma on Channel 5. Jason Watkins, Jonas Armstrong, and Claire Skinner were strong leads and David Bradley easily retained his position as the finest supporting actor in film or television anywhere. I dislike 'true crime' stories, so I found this mini series far too close to the truth. 
Everything else on television seems like one big PR exercise to convince me what a diverse (the 'in' word) country we now live in. I think divisive the more accurate word, but I'm an old grouch.
ON A MORE CHEERFUL NOTE:
THE LOVELY DOG, BUDDY.
Our late daughter Roz's much loved dog, Buddy, gives the lie to the theory that an animal who looks like him has to be a dangerous brute. Roz would have been fifty four on the twelth of this month: she died three years ago on the twelth of next month. She is never far from our thoughts. I republish the above picture as thanks to Sue and her family who, way back, sent it to show how he was settling in with them. I think he still has the same best pal and menagerie of interests.
Good for him. And you if you have kindly kept up with all this over the years.
That's it for now. Cheers.
      

Thursday, February 29, 2024

Post 500. INCREASINGLY MONITORING

MY TELEVISION VIEWING.

TO SIDESTEP REALITY.
Sidestepping reality TV is a hard thing to do. The 'everybody will get fifteen minutes of fame' era is upon us, so it's cheap viewing for the easily pleased.
In my quest to avoid the intolerant views of  former gutter press journalists and Brexiteers under whatever current guise, I have all but abandoned the Jeremy Vine programme on Channel 5: might look in if there seems to be somebody of interest to me, but most of the token celebrities and failed old hacks who regularly appear are, to my mind, ignorable seat fillers.
By much the same token, I am too old and set in my ways to welcome programmes full of happy young souls setting Surrey, Kent, or Camberwell alight. Good luck to 'em, but I don't need watch. Nor do I bother with football now: the soccer world is a money pit packed with falling down foreigners and managers bravely wrestling with the English language. How the hell does Gareth Southgate pick an England team? There are scarcely any English players left in the Premiership.
All of which is an elderly mither that will probably be registered as racist, sexist, ageist (or a 'phobia')  by many of those who climb aboard every twenty first century bandwagon going by.
WELL, IT IS LEAP DAY, SO
AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
to any 100 year old celebrating their twenty fifth birthday today. 
Enjoy it.


Thursday, February 22, 2024

Post 499. IF YOU'RE NOT A GAMER

OR A MOBILE PHONE HUGGER

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD.
On the unworldly assumption that no change, for whatever reason, is ever for the better, I have survived thus far into 2024 without switching on my mobile phone each day or even looking for my (doubtless battery flat) ipad. I cannot bother to sit at my computer killing off fictional aliens, and I have been 'silent walking' for donkey's years. If that makes me 'Dennis no mates,' so be it.
If you are lost on a mountain and in danger of death (why do they do it?) then a phone call to a rescue team is a godsend. If you are a beleaguered mind seeking solace a phone conversation with some fixated crank can be a sadly fatal way out. A voice in your ear cannot match face to face contact. NHS patients in their droves are currently discovering that and will, I fear, continue to do so until whatever government of the day finally puts paid to the service altogether.
Never think NHS survival is a certainty. Insurance companies and Americans hover greedily.
Reality in all its forms encompasses us at an alarming rate. Politicians and the media regard us as gullible children. Professionalism, in anything but lying and deception (politics), is increasingly being replaced by puerile amateurism (just look at your tele). The world has gone bloody mad.
But cheer up. If you were born in a leap year you can have a birthday party soon.
That's enough until then.
Be lucky.
    

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Post 498. THERE WERE EIGHT GIRLS

 LEFT TO RIGHT:
                                                     DORIS, MAUREEN, JEAN, LORNA.

                                                               PAT, RUTH, PAM, MARG.
A VERY ENGLISH FAMILY.
When, early in our relationship, Maureen told me she had seven sisters I was – as an only child with two (unofficial and part-time) foster brothers– intrigued and a trifle apprehensive. What would they make of their 17-year-old baby sister taking up with a thirty-year-old former soldier now a lowly NHS employee? They were a very English family. Mostly tolerant. Sisterly close. Quick of temper. Shrewd in judgement. I was a trifle apprehensive?
Mo introduced me to them gradually, mainly in their own homes, and answered the most often (thankfully kindly) asked question: “Where did you get him?” with: “I got him on the NHS.”
Over the years I came to know them individually, though all but one of them (oldest sister Lorna, an Isle of Wight  resident) lived in or fairly close to Portsmouth. they holidayed together at an island chalet complex every year, and were jokily known by its manager as 'The Sisters Grimm.'
I liked each of them as individuals. Being human, I had my favourites. Marg. was one of my favourites. She was the one who did not want to live beyond her seventies, who married Mike on the same day that our youngest child, Roz, was born (12 March 1970), who did the cryptic crossword in a broadsheet every day (a couple of times she attempted to teach me the knack, but I was hopeless), who swam thirty lengths at a local swimming baths three times a week, and whose television viewing in summer began and ended with  tennis at Wimbledon.
As the years passed on so, one by one, did the sisters until, with the death of Pam in 2020 (Post 348 refers), only the fourth born, Marg. and the last, Mo, were left. Now lovely Marg. has gone.
Throughout the last year or so her health, both physical and mental, went into decline and, despite every possible assistance that Mike (now in his late nineties) tried to give her, she was eventually admitted to the Queen Alexandra Hospital, Portsmouth, and thence to a NHS nursing home where, barely a week later, and two days short of her ninety fourth birthday, she died. 
There is little I can add except my commiserations to Mike who will be finding it all hard to take in, and my sympathy with dear Mo who now has none of her seven sisters. 
REMAINS ONLY TO SAY
MARG URRY nee HAMMOND.
A KIND, NICE PERSON AND
THE LAST OF THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN.


    

Monday, January 29, 2024

Post 497. THE BADGERS OF DEEP WOOD.

BY GUESS WHO

IS HERE IN PAPERBACK.
I had some rather nice Christmas presents last year, so forgive the old scribbler if he makes particular mention of one of them. Our son, Neil, gifted me the paperback of my book for children aged 6 to 18 (though I've always said 9 to 99), The Badgers of Deep Wood. It was a complete, and a wonderful, surprise to me, is printed by Amazon, and costs £12.69 to buy. Worth every penny/cent, says he. It is my one and only - probably ever  - published work of fiction, so I am delighted to have it sitting now between hardback sets of Philip Pullman and J.K. Rowling on a bookshelf that also contains a copy of  Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows.
The cheerful Badger cover was designed by Neil. What it is to have a graphic artist in the family.
So, like a television chat show guest, I have plugged the book and have not much else to say..
Please consider buying it if you have youngsters who might enjoy it. And read it to them. 
THAT'S IT
.BACK NEXT MONTH 
 


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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

POST 496. HERE WE GO AGAIN.

THE DISTRACTIONS

DULY  DISMISSED.
It is amazing how many distractions you can find when you're of a mind to begin a blog post. Storm Isha has blown down the trellis archway in the garden and chucked the empty garden refuse bin across the driveway a couple of times but, in comparison to the Midlands, North, and Scotland, we on the IoW have been lucky. In our house, with blinds closed and curtains drawn, we almost eliminated the sound of Isha, and this area still has electric power. Now storm Jocelyn has joined us. Ah well. At the moment my little chores are done, Mo has been ironing for England (for our part of it anyway) and I have made her the customary second cup of tea. I can find no further distraction to deflect me from the keyboard. So here we go. 
TELEVISION.
Opportunity to mention an actress who was born on the IoW. Dame Sheila Hancock's performance in the 2017 film Edie (written by Elizabeth O'Halloran and directed by Simon Hunter) was worthy of any acting award you care to name. Sheila was 83 when she tackled Suilven, a mountain in Scotland. She later joked that the role of stubborn Edie would have previously been offered to and rejected by Judie, Maggie and the rest. Well, thanks be she took it. Wonderful.
We also watched the 2012 film Quartet, directed by Dustin Hoffman and starring Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay, Michael Gambon, Pauline Collins and Billy Connolly. It was the second time around for us, but a cast of talented oldies is a magnet to a couple of oldies like us, and this film was packed with elderly talent, bolstered by the charming young Sheridan Smith. Loved it.
Watched the first of the series Dave and Jay, too. Oh dear.
And finally in this post:
NO! NO! NO! TO NATIONALSERVICE.
I wondered how long it would be before a call for the reintroduction of National Service came from some high ranking professional serviceman or warmongering idiot MP. It would be a disaster.
I was a regular soldier during the second (1939 - 1960) period of conscription. Decent young people made the best they could of it: the troublemakers remained troublesome, no matter what the outcome. There was a constantly negative atmosphere, particularly among those called up when WW2 was over. They didn't want the army, and the army didn't want them.
Speaking as one who actually lived through the second world war, and experienced the blitzing of Portsmouth, I would gently bid sabre rattlers: Stop. Look, Think. Two world wars with the promise of a better future, and - millions of lost and shattered lives later - we're still no closer to it. 
WW3 will probably make the entire planet uninhabitable. National Service wouldn't help that.    
Enough. I hope to be back on a jollier note at the end of the month.
Careful how you go.
 




    

Tuesday, January 09, 2024

Post 495. ELECTION YEAR IS HERE.

 

SO NOW THEY FEIGN CONCERN

AFTER YEARS OF INDIFFERENCE.
Funny how concerned for fairness Westminster becomes when there is an election in the offing. The splendid ITV television telling of Mr. Bates vs. The Post Office (Toby Jones as Alan Bates, and a fine fellow cast) has suddenly awakened MPs to the injustice suffered by over 700 sub-postmasters and postmistresses when a faulty IT system, abetted by outright liars on the so-called 'help' line, had them wrongly accused of theft.
Reputations, minds, lives were lost, and for years only a handful of politicians showed an iota of belief in their innocence or empathy for their plight. Now there are calls in parliament for 'suitable' compensation. It will never be enough but, if and when it comes, it should be big: very, very big!
NATIONAL INSURANCE.
From 6 January the main NI rate for employees has been reduced from 12% to 10%. Did I say there is an election in the offing?
You really must avoid cynicism, Dennis, it is so unbecoming.
TELEVISION.
Why was A Boy Called Christmas my 'best Christmas film' choice? Saw Maggie Smith was in it, so knew it would have to be good. It was.
Also enjoyed a re-run of Roald Dahl's BFG, directed by Stephen Spielberg, Mark Rylance was the BFG. Of course it was good.
And, back in the day, I recorded The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse by Charlie Mackesy. We watchcd it again and were enchanted again. Not an indifferent human in sight.
Lovely.
WORLWIDE
FORGET THE HAPPY NEW YEAR STUFF
TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED.
DO LET US HAVE SOME SANITY IN 2024


Sunday, December 31, 2023

Post 494. ON THIS DAY IN 2022.

I HAD HOPES FOR 2023.


SOME HOPES, EH?
The economy is in a heap. Most of the public services are - understandably - going on strike. It's not a brighter Britain Those are the exact words I wrote on the last day of December 2022. Naively I thought it might improve. Huh!.
But we really are the lucky ones. The above picture of just about everywhere in Gaza at the moment shows what a complete nightmare some other countries have become. Don't tell me the innocent humans there - or in a previously peaceful country like Ukraine – are somehow responsible for the desecration heaped upon them, The perpetrators – of whatever race or creed - are insane warmongers: there is neither excuse nor need for their excessive brutality. I fear they are determined on yet another world war.
And from the point of view of one who lived through the 1939/45 upheaval, I would advise newscasters that the sentence: “Hamas, referred to as a terrorist organization by the UK government” is information when it is first announced, a reminder the second time around, and propaganda thereafter. In WW2 the authorities took our garden railings away for no effin reason other than propaganda: they couldn't be recycled for anything useful to the war effort. So I regard propaganda as a waste of space: much like advertising.
All of which is enough for this year. 
Watched the box of course and decided the best film was A Boy Called Christmas:
but more of that in the New Year
Which I do hope will be a good one for you.



Friday, December 01, 2023

Post 493. Index 9 Posts 401 - 492

 Aboud, Simon: 443 Ahmad, Evin: 485 Akhtar, Adeel: 416 Alexander, Sasha: 422, 489 Alibhai Brown, Yasmin: 417, 431, 453,469, 487 Allam, Roger: 442, 464 Allen, Mark: 471 Alsop, Marin: 442, 486 Andrews, Mo: 429 Angel, the cat: 410, 412, 439, 465, 467 Anne-Marie: 477 Armstrong, Alexander: 417 Armstrong, Alun: 472 Barenboim, Daniel: 412, 448 Barnden, Jac: 407, 415, 421, 424, 435, 436, 446, 458, 471, 477,478 Barnden, Mo: 401, 403, 410, 411, 415, 424 429, 437,445, 446,450,459, 473,476,478,480,483,484,487 Barnden, Neil: 401, 423, 424, 425, 432, 446, 477 Barnden, Pauline: 423, 446 Barnden, Roz: 402. 404, 413, 419, 421, 425, 427, 465 Barnden, William: 420 Barry, John: 476 Beard, Mary: 458, 486 Beauclerk, Charles: 487 Beck, Martin: 432 Bellamy, Matt: 433 Benedetti, Nicola: 485 Betty, the cat: 436 Bhaskar, Sanjeev: 464 Biden, Joe: 406, 423, 424 Bihimmaier, Anja: 483 Blomfield, Tom: 486 Bomsori: 483 Boyd-Kerr, Stuart: 453 Boyd-Kerr: Maxine: 412, 425 Bradbury, Julia: 410 Bradford, Barbara Taylor: 437 Bradshaw, James: 464 Brandon, John G. 424 Brecel, Luca: 471, 472 Bretton, Sally: 468 Brown, James Weber: 440 Browns, Harvey: 429 Brunning, John: 462 Buddy, the dog with John and Sue: 402, 425 Burke, Tom: 456 Butler, Jean: 416 Caine, Michael: 485 Caligula: 486 Camilla, Cameron, David: 490 Duchess of Cornwall: 423, 424 Capaldi, Lewis: 433 Carr, Ale: 482 Challis, D. 460 Charlatans, The: 433 Clarke, Allan: 478 Claudius: 486 Coates, Eric: 445 Cockburn, Patrick: 468 Cocker, Jarvis: 477, 478 Collette, Toni: 489 Collon, Nicholas: 442 Colman. Olivia: 472 Columbus, Chris: 414 Cockerell, Michael: 486 Coward, Noel: 445 Cox, Brian: 485 Cox, Michael: 486 Cromwell, Oliver: 430 Cuarón, Alfonso: 451 Cumberbatch, Benedict: 419, 492 Currie, Finlay: 472 Curtis, Simon: 472 Daisy (nurse): 463 Dana: 492 Davidsen, Lise: 486 Davies, Russell T. 492 Dayer, Ellis: 403, 413, 425, 428, 432, 433, 446, 453, 459, 477,487 Dayer, Mark: 433 Dench, Judy: 408, 492 Derham, Katie: 476, 482, 486 Dexter, Colin: 464 Dickens, Charles: 472 Dickens, Kim: 485 Dillow, Ian: 454, 471, 475 Dillow, Jean: 454, 471, 475 Dietrich, Marlene: 405 Dinnerstein, Simone: 441 Don, Monty: 486 Donohoe, Peter: 433, 476 Douglas, Barry: 416 Drudge, Heather: 446 Dunbar, Adrian: 406 Dunn, Tim: 434 Dyke, Sarah: 483 Earl (nurse}: 463 Eastwood, Clint: 440 Elfman, Danny: 441 Ellis-Bextor, Sophie: 477 Elphick, Michael: 472 Evans, Shaun: 464, 465 Eve, Trevor: 472 Ezra, George: 477 Fayed, Dodi: 491 Fayed, Mohamed al-: 491 Fedorova, Anna: 442 Felton, Tom: 416 Fischer, Ivan: 484 Fisher, Noel: 485 Flynn, Barbara: 468 Forlani, Claire: 468 Fowke, Philip: 442, 448 Fradgley, Keith: 459 Fradgley, Tim: 459, 487 Gambon, Michael: 489 Gardiner, John Eliot: 469 Gershwin, George: 441 Gourley, Andrew: 441 Graham, James: 432 Grainger, Holliday: 456 Greenstreet, Mark: 440 Grosvenor, Benjamin: 442, 476,478 Grout, James: 465 Haber, Peter: 432 Hanks, Tom: 469, 480, 492 Harden, Marcia Gay: 468 Harmon, Angie: 422 Harmon, Mark: 489 Harris, Richard: 489 Harrison, Bill: 454, 468, 488 Harrison, Kath: 454 Heath, Edward: 486 Heidi, former neighbour: 411 Henshall, Dougie: 485 Hirdwall, Ingvar: 432 Hitchens, Christopher: 403 Hitler, Adolf: 418 Holloway, Siddy: 434 Holloway, Stanley: 405 Hopkins, Anthony: 468 Horan, Niall: 477 Hoskins, Bob: 472 Hough, Stephen: 449, 476 Howard, Trevor: 437 Hunt, Martita: 472 Huntley, Storm: 469 Isaacs, Jason: 492 Jacobi, Derek: 486 Järvi (orchestra conductors): 476 Jansen, Janine: 412 Jansons, Mariss: 485 John, Elton: 478 Johnson, Boris: 406, 418, 426, 431, 434, 443 Johnson, Celia: 437 Johnson, Rian: 476 Jolie, Angelina: 480 Jones. Aled: 428 Jones, Owen: 417, 453, 469,487 Jones, Suranne: 405 Kanneh-Mason: 476.Kanneh-Mason: Isata: 484 Kanneh-Mason: Sheku: 486 Kasabian: 433 Kaufmann, Jons: 476 Keenan, Sinead: 464 Keller, Tomo: 412, 476 Khalife, Daniel: 486 King Charles III: 473, 491 King, Stephen: 458 Klieser, Felix: 484 Knight, Steven: 472 Kooks, The: 433 Kunz, Charlie: 449 Kuusisto, Pekka: 442, 476, 482 Lancashire, Sarah: 461 Lang Lang: 466, 476 Laughton, Charles: 405 Lawson, Mark: 458 Lean, David: 472 Lee, Laurie: 457 Lewis, Damian: 489 Lewis, Gavin: 419 Lewis, Paul: 482 Lineker, Gary: 464, 465 Lisiecki, Jan: 412, 433, 476, 487 Lyndhurst, Nicholas: 472 Lyonne, Natasha: 476 Mackenzie, Compton: 457 McCallum, David: 489 McCartney, Paul: 428, 433 McGregor, Ewan: 440 Madness: 433 Maguire, Kevin: 487 Mäkelä, Klaus: 441, 484 Malofeev, Alexander: 476 Marsalis, Wynton: 485 Marshall, Kris: 468 Mather, Keir: 483 Mears, Sue: 446 Mika: 466.477 Mills, John: 472 Minghella, Anthony: 452 Morgan, Sian: 402 Morrissey, David: 432 Mortimer, Bob: 406 Morton, Samantha: 416 Mosto, Francesco da 434 Muse: 433 Myrie, Clive: 482 Neeson, Liam: 485 Nelson, Tim Blake: 419 Nicholas,, Kerry: 454, 475 Niese de, Danielle: 486 Norcott, Geoff: 487 Norris, David Owen:481 Norton, James: 461 NYOGB: 441 O'Brien, Fergus: 461 Okenado, Sophie: 492 Opolais, Kristine: 476 Orbison, Roy: 417 Oundjian, Peter: 433 Owen, Mark: 433 Packham, Chris. 455 Pappano, Antonio: 485 Patel, Priti: 431 Paxman, Jeremy: 448 Pitt, Brad: 468 Perkins, Sue: 416, 456 Phillips, Lou Diamond: 492 PIANO, the winners: Jay, Lucy, Sean and Danny: 466 Picasso, Pablo: 487 Ponciroli, Potsi: 419 Potter, Harry: 414, 451 Power, Tyrone: 405 Prince Harry: 473 Prince Philip, 491 Princess Diana: 491 Pryce, Jonathan: 416 Pullman, Philip: 458, 467 Putin, Vladimir 418, 420, 421, 439, 434 Queen Elizabeth II: 408, 423, 430,444, 445, 446, 491 Raab, Dominic: 470 Rachmaninoff, Sergei: 437 Radcliffe, Daniel: 472 Rankin, Ian: 431 Rattle, Simon: 412, 485 Ravel. Maurice: 441 Red Arrows: 433 Ronalde, Ronnie: 492 Richards, Erin: 416 Rickman, Alan: 414, 449, 450 451, 452 Rigby, Sean: 465 Riley, Rachel: 479 Ross, Diana: 433 Rowling, J.K. 414 Ryder, Sam: 477 Rylance, Mark: 480 Schiff, Andras: 484 Schofield, Phillip: 481 Selby, Mark: 471, 472 Shadow, the cat: 409, 465 Sharp, Lesley: 479 Shepherd, Jack: 422 Silvestrov, Valentin: 442 Sizemore, Tom: 485 Smith, Maggie: 472 Sondhi, Maya: 426 Spencer, Frank: 487 Spielberg, Steven: 480 Spike, the cat: 439, 479 Stalin, Joseph: 422 Stapley, Lyla: 402, 433 Stapley, Wendy: 402, 404, 433 Stasevska, Dalia: 482 Suggs: 433 Terfel, Bryn: 476 Sutherland, Kiefer: 492 Tate, Catherine: 492 Tennant, David: 492 Thatcher, Margaret: 402, 486 Thaw, John: 464 Thompson, Wendy: 487 Titchmarsh, Alan: 450, 468 Timmins, Maureen: 471 Toksvig, Sandi: 486 Tolley, Adam: 470 Tong, Peter: 433 Toyah: 477 Trump, Donald: 430, 443, 470 Truss, Liz: 445 Tuckwell, Steve: 483 Urry, Marg. 411,478 Urry, Mike: 411 Van Dyke, Dick: 405 Vickers, Sara: 465 Vine, Jeremy: 438, 453, 469 Vogt, Lars: 412, 446 Vokes, Jan: 489 Wager, Anthony: 472 Wainwright, Sally: 461 Walker, Nicola: 464 Wang, Yuja: 441, 476,484 Waterman, Fanny: 487 Wayne, John: 489 Wells, H.G. 405 West, Dave: 475 West, Jean: 475 Whelan, Albert: 492 White, Daryl: 402 White, Jessica: 411, 413,(and boyfriend James) 427 Whitehouse, Paul: 406 Whittaker, Roger: 492 Widdecombe, Ann: 403 Widdicombe, Josh: 408 Wiegman, Sarina: 439 Wilkening, Anne: 488 Williams, John: 476 Williams, Robbie: 477, 478 Willis, Bruce: 449 Wilson, Keri-Lee: 442 Winkleman, Claudia: 466 Wood, Henry: 476 Woods, Hannah: 435, 450, 488 Woods, Mike: 421, 446, 471,478 Wynne, Greville: 419 Yusuf/Cat Stevens: 478 Young, Wendy: 471 Zengel, Helena: 469 Zimerman, Krystian: 412

Thursday, November 30, 2023

Post 492. HO HO HO

IT'S NIGH ON CHRISTMAS

THE TIME FOR MASS REPEATS ON THE BOX.
The time for me, too, to rest on my suspect derriere until all the to-ing and fro-ing, the greetings card shuffling,  the gift worrying, the lights, the decorations, the 'who will be where on the two special days?' malarkey, etc. etc. is over, and we're starting to take stock whether we can possibly afford 2024. In the interim I shall again retire to:
TELEVISION
Which has recently brought us repeats of Renegades, a 1989 film starring Kiefer Sutherland and Lou Diamond Phillips, and Road To Perdition (2002) starring Tom Hanks with a stellar cast of acting colleagues. There was a beginning, a middle, and an end to both films, so we enjoyed every moment of them, second or third time round, whatever.
The winter schedules have also given us Case Histories Series 2, released 2013 and starring Jason Isaacs, Night Music: Roger Whittaker with guest singer Dana (first shown in 1982), and The Hollow Crown: Richard III  (2016) starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard, Sophie Okenado as Queen Margaret, and Judi Dench as Richard's mother, Cecily. Wonderful acting everywhere, and Roger Whittaker had a whistling technique bettered by nobody - not even Albert Whelan or Ronnie Ronalde -  along with being a really good singer.
Now we have the remainder of Shetland to see, and a new offering of Dr Who episodes written by Russell T. Davies, with David Tennant as the doctor and Catherine Tate as his travelling companion. Both programmes are on BBC One. Shetland is already a good watch, and Dr Who will attract its customary loyal audience, so all's well in the square-eyed world,
This post will be followed, early next month, by Blog Index 9.
I shall then probably sit back until the end of the year.
I WISH YOU AND THE WORLD A PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS.





Friday, November 24, 2023

Post 491. WHEN IS THE LAW

 NOT THE LAW?

WHEN IT FRUSTRATES POLITICIANS.
The UK Supreme  Court was asked to decide on the legality or otherwise of sending asylum seekers on a one way trip to Rwanda, and the verdict was otherwise. Oh dear oh dear.
So you are the government. What do you do now?
You announce that you will change the law, that's what you do. God almighty, you can't have your worst laid schemes thwarted by a legal system that you supposed to be on your side. What the hell did you pack the upper echelons with public schoolboys for if it wasn't to support you no matter what international code of honour you may be minded to overlook. No. Change the law.
I know the whole damned world is in a heap, but do we have to add to it in quite such a desperate, undignified way? Enough. Straight on to the old person's standby:
TELEVISION.
We watched the first four episodes of The Crown (season 6) on Netflix.
Though superbly acted, the comings and goings, the conversations, and the manipulations, of real people (many of them no longer alive) is, perforce, sheer conjecture. It shows.
The trouble with trying to tell such a story on television is that 'it has to be good tele.' So you tell it the way you think the public (or, if you are dreaming of a knighthood, King Charles) would like it to be. And if this had been written by Charles' PR team they couldn't have done a better job for him.
Mohamed al-Fayed becomes an outright villain, son Dodi Fayed an unwilling player in his father's ambitious manoeuvrings. Princess Diana a simple pawn in the 'let's use Diana' game, and Charles the compassionate voice of reason. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are the bemused voices of reactionary royalty.
Ignoring the many 'believe this if you like' scenes, it's worth watching for the acting.
It will be back before Christmas.
I'll be back soon